This be Fudge.
Fudge be spotted.
Fudge have sister.
She be called Acne.
Acne be dead.
Fudge have girlfriend
She be called Cube.
Fudge have owner.
Owner be Lady Margarita.
Lady Margarita be cool, she have prescription sunglasses.
Lady Margarita be dead.
Oh no
Cube leave Fudge.
Fudge meet Rust.
Rust be fancy.
Rust and Fudge have offspring.
He be called Sade (sæd)
He be happy.
One day he die.
The end.