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Messed Up Stories for Cats (and kittens)

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geɪb

24 4 15

by Mamianna

by Mamianna

Smol human that goes by the name of geɪb (Gabe)

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geɪb's parents are conservatives. Their names are ʃɑːɒn (Sharon) and bɒb (bob).

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Smol human have cat.

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Cat's name Ew

ʃɑːɒn and bɒb are homophobic — Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

ʃɑːɒn and bɒb are homophobic

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geɪb is very gay

geɪb is very gay — Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

And Ew too. Very bad

geɪb and Ew run away far from home — Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

geɪb and Ew run away far from home

They got hit by truck very sad, very very sad — Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

They got hit by truck very sad, very very sad.

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The end.