Ship It

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(Lol I got the name of the chapter from a booth last year)

*5 year old me*

*watches UAAP (idk what it stands for it's Philippine highschool basketball)*

Lil' me: GO KIEFER (Ateneo basketball player)!!!
Dad: I ship you and Kiefer
Lil' me: NO

*Last year*

*watches GotG stuff*

Last year me: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: I ship you and Chris Pratt
Me: NO

*2017 June*

*watches Spiderman Homecoming red carpet (I STILL REMEMBER THAT)*

Me: WOA HOW WHAT NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!! IS IT JULY 6 ALREADY!?!?!?!?!? (Philippine first day)
Parents: I ship you and Tom Holland
Me: IM JUST WATCHING SPIDERMAN HOMECOMING STUFF ITS LITERRALY MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!!

*a few weeks ago (dad just watched Kingsman)*

*eating at the dinner table having dinner*

Me: What's the name of the guy in Kingsman something Eggerton (I watched an interview in a news channel) (and his name in the movie is Eggsy that's how I remember)
Dad: Taron Eggerton I ship you guys
Mom: I ship you and.......... who's the guy?
Me and Dad: TARON EGGERTON
Mom: Yeah

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