I KNOW...I KNOW... BUT THIS IS GOING TO BE ESME'S P.O.V ( just some) SO I HOPE YOU LAUGH A BIT BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE FUNNY HOPE YA LIKE IT!
ESME'S P.O.V
I carry the slobbering baby in my hands as I run away from Baby-napping scene I had just created.
I finally reach a dark alley and enter my secret home.
I set the baby down on the counter and grab a pop and suddenly need to use the bathroom, and So i leave the pop next to the baby and go to the bathroom.
I come back a open my pop only to be blasted in the face with cherry coke. The baby laughs at me and I get really angry, I slam the pop down and pick the baby up by its diaper.
"STOP IT BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A FOOTBALL!" I scream in it's face but, It keeps on laughing.
"SHUT UP!" I shake it a bit and it stops and grabs my hair and then hangs off of it.
It hangs there giggling as I try to shake it free.
"YOU ROTTEN TWERP! YOUR WORSE THAN YOUR CURSED MOTHER!! GAH! OW! LET GOOO!" I screech while The witch baby still Grips the hair.
"UUGGGGHHHH!" I finally shake it free and it falls to the ground on it's little butt.
I look at it's surprised face and tears become to fill them.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
"GAH! WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UPP! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I STOLE YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!" I stop for a moment, Why did I steal it?
"Oh yeah to bring as much pain to that twerp girl and her "lover boy" Hehe, bet I brought lots of it" I laugh to myself to see Katniss crying and Peeta too.
But that baby still yells like bloody murrder, I'm gonna murder it in a minute!
"SHUT THE HECK UP!" I shout in it's face, "GOD DAMN YOUR SOOO ANNOYING!" That only makes the baby Scream louder.
I'm starting to get a Major head ache now, So, I walk over to the fridge and Get out some milk and shove the Whole thing in it's mouth, I walk away into another room and come back with a tattered Towel and I stop in mid way through the doorway when a Kaleidoscope of Warm milk suddenly explodes on my face. I gag That better not be from the goblin!
Suddenly the door Flies open, and A tall familiar man walks in.
"Did you get the baby?" The gruff voice asks...
"Yes..."
"Good."
