THE SIGNS ON CHRISTMAS.
Aries - The one who was dead asleep for the whole day. Then: "CRAP, I MISSED CHRISTMAS!"
Cancer - The one who eats Santa's cookies in the middle of the night.
Libra - The one who opened the presents on Christmas Eve because they couldn't wait.
Scorpio - The one who shakes their presents, but accidentally breaks them.
Gemini - The one who jumps from the upstairs to the downstairs just to get to the presents first(probably broke their leg).
Aquarius - The one who got no presents because they accidentally/purposely killed Santa last night.
Leo - The one who guarded the tree all night.
Taurus - The one who woke everyone up at 6 am.
Pisces - The one who opened their presents like an insane person.
Sagittarius - The one who messed around with bubble wrap the entire day.
Virgo - The one who ate way too much chocolate.
Capricorn - The one who burns the kitchen because they tried to cook Christmas dinner.
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