Accurate Zodiacs[Under Construction]

Eighty

THE SIGNS AS WEIRD CRAP MY CAT DOES.

Virgo - Exists.

Capricorn - Sticks her head out of her litter box while she's pooping.

Sagittarius - Randomly bites me while I'm petting her.

Aries - Bites my little sister.

Gemini - Chases flies.

Aquarius - Lays down on the window sill for hours.

Scorpio - Hisses at me for no reason.

Pisces - Sleeps everywhere.

Taurus - Meows at me while I'm meowing at her.

Libra - Jumps onto the fire place and sits in front of the freaking TV.

Cancer - Stares at me while she poops.

Leo - Stares at me in general.