Twenty Five

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by wineglasskiss

by wineglasskiss

THE SIGNS IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

Gemini - The one who dies early because they won't shut up.

Libra - Stays alive for a little bit, but when it comes to murdering zombies, tHEY DIE CUZ THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT GUN IS.

Aries - The retard that starts the apocalypse because they don't know hOW TO WASH THEIR HANDS.

Virgo - The idiot that passes the virus to everyone else because they're friends with gross people.

Taurus - The one that sacrificed himself/herself because they already know they gonna die like everyone else.

Aquarius - The one who thought it was a dream so they let zombies bite them, then realize it ain't a dream, then died.

Sagittarius - The one who was smart for gathering a plethora of weapons, but accidently shoots himself/herself cUZ THEY LOOKED INSIDE A GUUUUN.

Capricorn - The one who starved to death.

Scorpio - The one who killed all the humans and became queen zombie.

Leo - The one who continued to watch TV, then the electricity went out, then became a killing machine.

Pisces - The one who made friends with the zombies.

Cancer - The one who used pine cones as weapons, so they died.