Those Girls: A Haunted House

Chapter 1

Jem's P.O.V (Point of view)

The Dream:

I am walking in a field with this hot dude.

"I really like you" he says

"Me too" I say back

"What do you wanna do know?"

My brain is thinking.

Should we bang? should be go on a date?

"We will bang ok" I say back

"O......"

The End

WTF I hear a noise

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRB!!!!

OMG WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I look over at my best friend Elizie who is on the pull out bed sleeping.

OMG OMG OMG!!!!....,.

SHE FARTED

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

I can't wake her up she will kill me. I slowly get out of bed and got out of the room before I die of toxic death. What will I do?!

(Light Bulb)

I know!

I went into the bath room and got a surgical mask ( I don't know why we have surgical masks, maybe if a zombie virus happenes we will be prepared)

I put the surgical mask on and walks into the room.

Elizie is still asleep.

What a lazy ass.

I see the 1D perfume on the desk, I slowly walk to it steeping over her.

I grab it

I take the lid off and points it at her ass.

I look away and spray it. She farts again.

Why do I live?

I notice a liquid on the bed.

EEWWWWWWWWW

SHE PEED!!!!!!

wait what is that?!

OMG!!!!

SHE TOOK A SHIT ASWELL.

I have no choice but to wake the beast.

"OI, lazy ass wake up!"

She wakes up

"WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKLKK!

The beast has woken.

"Oh no....." I say and runs out of the room

"IM GONNA KILLLLL YOUUUUU!"

she runs out at me and tackles me to the ground.

"WHAT DID I SAY BITCHHHH?"

"Uh... UH" I say back

"WHAT DID I SAY!?"

"Don't wake you up?"

"Yes you don't die"

YAYYYYYY

"But you pissed and shitted the bed again" I say

"Ok" she replies

"Just ok?"

"Yah why?"

"Cle.. CLEAN YOUR PANTIES MATE FOR FUCK SAKE!"I shout at her.

"Ok Jeez some one is on their period" she says.

I turn around with a look in my eyes

"WHAT!?" I yell

I run to her and pinch her.

"GET OFF ME RAPIST!!"

I get off.