Elizie's P.O.V
After all the shit I had to do I waked to my car. As I am about to get in a hear a voice saying "Gimme a ride bitch!"
It's my sister .
I say "But first... let me take a selfie"
I start dancing around.
"GIVE ME A FUCKING RIDE BEFORE YOU DIE!"
I giggle
"That rhymed!" I sayt
"Any way why can't you use your car?" I ask
"Um..." she says
"..Cause your a lazy ass!"
"WHAT?!"
"Nothing hope in!"
She gets in.
I put my seat belt on and drive out of the drive way.
I look at my sister.
"Why is your seat belt not on honey?!"
I say
"Oh" she replies
"Do you wanna fly through the glass like a dumb ass?"
"No"
"No one dose"
We start to fight.
"OMG WHAT THE HELL?!" She yells
"What?'" I ask
"Do you know how to drive!"she says
"Yes"
"This like your first time you virgin mother fucker?"
"No"
"DON'T LOOK AT ME LOOK AT THE ROAD!"
"OK"
We arrive at the shops.
After I get a smoothie at bost and a donut at donut king we went SHOPPING!!!!
After the shopping we drove past a old ass house.
"Lookie" Jem says
"What?"
" A look at that house!"
"What about it?"
"We should go in!"
"Oh fuck no!"
"Why not?"
"It might be haunted!"
"What has scooby-doo taught you?"
"I don't know"
"All ghost have a mask on, there are no fucking ghosts!"
"Who cares still not going in!"
"Why are you a PUSSY?!"
"No"
" PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSSSSSYYYYY!"
"FINE! we will go tonight!"
"YAYYYYYY!!!" she says
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Those Girls: A Haunted House
HumorJem and Elizie go on a funny adventure through a haunted house