Elizie's P.O.V
After I got settled in I heard Jem say
"Dinner Bitch!"
YES FUCKING YES!
I see a retard man with a tiny hand in the dining room.
"Who the fuck is this?" I ask.
"Our waiter" she replies.
"We are having Turkey" the waiter says.
"Ok"I say.
We wait for the waiter to show up.
"Hay my bitches" he says
"Shut the fuck and give me food" Jem yells.
"Ok" he says.
"Here's the turkey" he says.
He starts stuffing it.
He gets the wart on his face and puts it on the turkey.
"Did you have anything you did not make?" I ask.
"I did order dessert"
"Bring it in mofo!"
He gets the dessert
He gives me my pie first
Jem puts her finger in it and says
"My germs"
I put my finger in her pie
"My germs" I say.
He put his WHOLE hand in the pie and yells
"MY GERMS!" we get up and go to the rooms.
Jem's P.O.V
I lay there on my bed wondering what the fuck to do. Elizie was busy reading some porno mag I think. I turn on the T.V and see what was on the news.
The News Report:
"Hello I am Titty Swagmasta and welcome to the fucking news. There is a report of a kid who got ran over by a car. Lets cross over to Shitty McFuck"
"It was on these roads that little boy timmy met his fate.... getting poned, by a car!"
The End.
I change the channel, just as Elizie ran through the door.
"DUDE!!!!" she yells.
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" I say
"There is a person downstairs!"
"What do you mean?!"
"WTF do you think I mean?!"
"Ummmmm?"
"Follow me"
I get off the bed and walks down stairs, Elizie was holding a pan and I was holding a cricket bat.
We walk and I could see she was not lying, there was someone in the kitchen.
We slowly walk into the kitchen....
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Those Girls: A Haunted House
HumorJem and Elizie go on a funny adventure through a haunted house