I love you but it's RPW

Chapter 1

"Presley! Nakikinig ka ba sa mga sinasabi ko?" Blah blah blah.

"Want an honest answer? No." Tss, but really, I am listening. It's all about her rp again.

"Bes, gumawa kana kasi ng RP mo pleaseeee? Promise, you'll enjoy." Matagal na 'kong kinukumbinsi ni Zaira na gumawa ng sarili kong rp acc, but no. I don't have time sa mga ganyan.

"I already said no many times already, Zaira! Anong mahirap intindihin don?!" Oh ayan, napasigaw na ang lola niyo. Hays. Makulit kasi e.

"Petmalu pre! Sinisigawan mo 'ko. Teka, sigaw ba 'yon? Hina e." And with that she laughed as hard as she can. Damn you, Rose!

And oh! Kung nagtataka kayo kung sino si Rose? si Zaira din 'yon, Zaira means rose daw kasi.

"Tss. Shut up, fxcker." Hmm.

"Ansama mo talaga kahit kailan, Presley." She's good at it, ang magtampo. Sanay na sanay na 'ko. Zaira, she is my bestfriend for how many years now.

"I know right," I'm rude, and I'm aware about that. "So ano? Are you done yet? Hmm." May report kasi kami, reflection. Having your flaws.

"Yea, kanina pa. Paki check nalang." I took her paper at binasa ang kanyang reflection.

"We have our own flaws. We weren't made to be the most perfect one. We are not required to dress up luxurious always. We don't have the rights to judge those people around us."

That is what she wrote, actually wala pa 'kong nagagawa. Wala akong maisip e. This is not actually those reports you see on tv, this is more like an assignment that we need to recite in front of the class.

Wait, I forgot something. This is cliché but why not? I am Presley Morgan. That's it. By the way, if you think that this is a cliché story, yes it is. A story of a typical student na palaging binubully and of course typical love story... though, internet love story is what I want. Hmm.

Speaking of the devil, ayan na siya. Yay! My enemy, Evie. See? Evie? So close to evil. Tsk tsk tsk.

"Hey, Morgan! Lonely again?" Argh! Fxck you, Evie.

"Hello Evie. Yes I am. You know why? Because it's better to be lonely rather than having a bad company." Never ever mess up with me.

"Whatever." And with that she left. Buti naman hays.

How cliché, right? So this is my story... enjoy! Kidding aside.

"Hi bessy! Nakita ko si Evie, inaway ka ba ulit? god! what is up with that bitch?" Isa pa 'to e. Kaya napagkakamalang lonely ako kasi alis ng alis, hindi marunong mag stay. Tss.

"Fok u." I'm so done with this girl, hays.

"Okaaaay! Balikan natin ang rpw." Ayan nanaman po tayo, this is not funny anymore.

"For the nth time Rose. No! N-O! No! Tss." But I really really want to make one, sabi kasi nila masaya daw mag RP. Who knows? Hmm. Got to make one, but I'll keep it a secret.

"Okay, chill. Pero kung magbago man ang isip mo I have the perfect name for you! Aspen Nicolas. Gamitin mo 'yan ha?" Aspen... Nicolas? Hmm. Cool, though malayo siya sa pangalan kong Presley Morgan. "Tapos 'pag meron na add mo 'ko, ok? Okay. Felicity Lennox. 'Yan 'yung gamit kong pangalan." Tss. What's with this girl? Malayo din ang Felicity Lennox sa Zaira Sydney.

"Okay." My answer made her smile.

"Anyways, I have something to tell you. Mayroon akong boyfriend sa rpw." WHAT?! "But pleeeeeease don't get me wrong, huh? Our relationship will stay in rpw, walang op to op na mangyayari and hey, gusto kitang mag role play dahil I want you to move on diyan sa gxgo mong ex." What the fuck?! She's annoying me. "Hindi ko sinasabing maghanap ka ng boyfriend mo ha? Gusto ko lang na mailabas mo 'yung galit mo. Rpw, you can be free. There's no limits, not literally. You'll have your own fam that would understand your situation and can easily relate to you."

This girl right here is full of drama. Tss. But I love her.

"Yeah. I don't care. Thanks tho. For mentioning my ex?" Baliw na e. Nagmo-move on palang ako, tapos ganyan? Pft.

"Woaaaah! Nagmo-move on kana, be? Hahahahahahaha that's new." Argh! Nang aasar nanaman. It's not funny anymore.

"Shut up you fvcker!" Nasanay na akong sabihan siya ng fvcker, and I don't know why. Siguro kasi lagi niya 'kong inaasar about my ex? Who knows?

"HAHAHAHAHAHA." And of course nasanay na rin siyang tawanan nalang lahat ng sinasabi ko. "Okay okay. I'll shut up na."

"Tara na nga, malelate na tayo sa last subject natin." Pero tinatamad talaga ako.

"Ayaw. Cutting tayo." Ayan nanaman 'yung ayaw niya tss. Tamad talaga napaka bad influence.

"Game." But this happens, lagi akong pumapayag.

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Okay. So this is rpw? Boring.

I like my real account, better. But what's funny about this is sabog na sabog ang notifications ko. Friend requests, hundreds na and wala pa akong isang oras dito. Let me call, Zaira.

Calling...

"Oh? Anong kailangan mo sa pinaka magandang nilalang?" Ilang pages kaya 'to? Nakakaawa naman.

"May rp acc- -" Naputol ka agad ang sinasabi ko dahil tumili na siya.

"Kyaaaah! Bestfriend! Seriously?! Kyaaaah! Magpapaparty ako!" Wth?

"Yes, totoo nga. 'Tsaka Zaira, pwede bang baguhin mo 'yang ugali mo? Alam mo? Hindi halatang anak mayaman ka." See? She's a daughter of both business man and woman, and the future president of their company. Kidding si Kuya Zach pala. Well, parehas naman kami e. Ugaling basura. Joke

"So? As if Mom and Dad cares about how I react on things like this."

"Okay okay. Haha. Goodnight, Zaira. Sleep tight!" Inaantok na 'ko, sobra.

"Sige. See you tomorrow!" Huh? Wth? Thursday tomorrow, and wala dapat kaming pasok.

"Wala tayong pasok bukas, remember?" Just reminding her. Pfft.

"I know. Lalabas kasi tayo, let's go shopping. Hindi tayo papasok, gosh!" Arte talaga.

"Ayaw ko. I'm goin' to start saving my money." Totoo nga.

"Seryoso? Maniwala sa 'yo. My treat, you piece of shit!" Nice! See? Ganyan lang 'yan, easy.

"Okay thanks. Goodnight na." Ini-off ko na 'yung phone ko at natulog na.