Rick and Morticia? R&M Fan Fiction

Chapter 3: Friends With Myself?

My first day at the Morty Academy got off go a terrible start. I defended a helpless Morty/Rick, big mistake. Now this group is after me. So lets go over this, no friends, about five enemies and new school. Oh yeah I'm fucked. So me and "Tall Morty" or as I call him Rick Morty walked to class. He told me "tanks" and that they always beat him up at least once a week. That's terrible, how would they like it if they were beat up with once a week. I thought to myself. It is terrible but don't do what I think you are going to do. I heard a voice in my head it sounded like a Morty's voice. I looked over my shoulder and I saw a blue skinned alien Morty next to a greaser looking Morty. The two were approaching me, Tall Rick was already in the classroom. You plan to beat up the gang of vicious Morty's. The voice said. My guess was that the alien was talking to me. I walked up to him.

"How did you know that?" I asked him. The other Morty put his arm in between me and his alien friend.

"I read your mind. Sorry force habit." that's what I think he said I couldn't fully understand him unless he was talking to me via telepathy.

"Its alright I'm glad you stopped me before I took things way out of hand." I said with a smile. I looked over at "Greaser" and I saw him just staring at me, his face slightly pink.

"You welcome. Me, Exo-Alpha Morty. This friend Greaser Morty." He said. Greaser fixed his hair and turned away so he couldn't see me.

"Enough of the chatter let's get moving Alpha and girly." I heard Greaser say. Me and Alpha agreed and went into the class.

The same Rick who broke up the fight was my teacher. Fucking super. He looked directly at me as he walked in. The room filled with a loud "Good morning Professor." from the other Morty's.

He took role introducing me saying; "She's just like all of you, another useless animal needing an owner and must be trained."

I wasn't too happy at what he said but i just shrugged it off and sat back down. Luckily I had as spot next to Alpha and Greaser. After a while of repeating the same three phrases; "Aw jeez Rick this adventure is great." , "Rick, you are the best Rick I've had.", and lastly "AHHHHHHH!". Tho that last one confused me. I looked at the clock and realized I only had two hours left until Rick comes to get me. Best time of the day, besides the time Rick comes to get me. Lunch time. Alpha, Greaser and I all sat together. Alpha put Greaser next to me and himself on the other side of him. Greaser was and at the same time annoyed yet pleased.

"So listen girl- I mean Morticia what made a nice looking Morty like you end up in a place like this?" Greaser asked. I told him and Alpha the whole story even about the Rick keeping me in his care. That's interesting Morticia, but I wonder why that Rick wants to take care of you. Alpha told me. I was thinking about it. Ricks, as I was told don't care about Mortys.

"Ricks don't care about Mortys do they?" I asked them. Alpha said no but Greaser just stayed quiet.

"Hey Grease? You alright?" I asked him. He looked down, I saw some tears form into his eyes.

"M-M-My Ricks didn't give two shits about me...." He said as he turned to me gripping my forearms, tears roll down his face. I looked at him pulling him into a half hug.

"But you have two people who give at least four shits about you." I said trying to make him feel a little better. It worked oddly. I heard him laughing through his sobs. We sat there for a few good minutes like that. Someone grabbed me on the shoulder. I thought to myself. Oh shit its them.