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"Uh Luna what on earth was all that?" Y/n asked.

"I'm not sure what your refuring to." Luna replied.

"You sunk an entire cruise ship Luna." Y/n said.

"Are you sure that was me? I think i would remember something like that." Luna said.

"Luna i watch you fire a harpoon into the captain's face." Y/n replied.

"That sounds dangerous." Luna said.

"You were head-butting children off the side of the ship." Y/n said.

"That must have been horriying to watch." Luna replied.

"Then you started making out with the ice sculptures." Y/n said

"Thank god the children weren't on board to see it." Luna said

"Uh Luna why is the life boat all red and sticky?" Y/n asked

"I guess you could say its all red and sticky." Luna said

"Luna what are we standing in?" Y/n asked.

"Would you believe its strawberry milkshake." Luna replied.

"No I would not believe that." Y/n said.

"Melted gumdrops." Luna said.

"No." Y/n said.

"Boat nectar." Luna said.

"No." Y/n said.

"Some of gods tears." Luna said.

"Tell me the truth Luna." Y/n said.

"Fine. Its the lovely elderly couple from 2B." Luna said.

"Luna." Y/n said.

"Well they were taking all the crescent rolls." Luna said.

"I can't believe what I am hearing." Y/n said.

"I will not apologize for art." Luna said.

"Where are the other life boats?" Y/n asked.

"Woah. You won the prize I didn't even notice that." Luna said.

"Where are the other life boats Luna?" Y/n asked.

"Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit lots of holes in them." Luna replied.

"Luuunnnnnaaaaaa." Y/n said.

"I have a problem. I have a serious problem." Luna said.

"You are just terrible today." Y/n said.

"Shh. You hear thats the sound of forgiveness." Luna said.

"That's the sound of people drowning Luna." Y/n said.

"That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence." Luna said.

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