Random Stuff. May improve Imagination. Warning: Non-Sense

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This book is all about random sayings and texts and questions that do not make sense. And as a bonus, I'll add things that happened in my class that may or may not be funny. Thank you for reading this, and have fun !

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First ones are the So-not-normal Sentences! We present to you a bunch of sentences I made up or saw. All of them happened thanks to extreme boredom.

So lets start at...

＊Sentence * A* tells us a fact of a fast car:

Although Brillen 78 was the fastest car on earth , it could only beat Infer 87 if it changed its colour from red to blue.

Sentence A has been read. Now we have ...

＊Sentence *B* talks about tails:

The cat waved it's tail back and forth because the pan was boiling noisily in the kitchen.

And now we present ....

＊ Sentence *C* is all about magic :

She was immortal , because she drank an elixir made by a yellow witch from the Demes Forests of Flame.

Now is the last sentence ...

＊ Sentence *D* is looking at looks:

Her cheeks look like potatoes , her eyes pools of blue water and green algae... She looks beautiful, yet weird.

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Since you managed to somehow read the sentences , I shall reward you with the Pretty-hard-to-understand paragraphs! Wonderful isn't it?

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This will have nonsense paragraphs I was told and I made up while I was bored. :)

Any people there are not real people. I think.

Anyway please welcome ....

＊Paragraph *1* presents it's complete nonsense :

I didn't know what was walking towards Miss Mataly, but it was friendly. Anyway we went to the beach and there Sir Isabull build a huge sandcastle .

We had fun in the waves and this is totally random I know . Sorry for the ginormous pile of sand. Thanks for collecting the seashells and rocks at the sea and swimming with your brother. We had a wonderful time at the beach.

Well that was paragraph one , and now....

＊Paragraph *2* presents it's Poor understandability :

I have a pumpkin patch in wonderland. Yesterday I went there to get a capital S and T. You also like pumpkins and so does everyone , and there's a comma there. Wait, we need a full stop weighing over 15 pounds. Ashley Erica stumbled while carrying the pumpkin to the car .

You need verb , subject and agreement to splatter the pumpkin all over the floor. Another problem is, that's it. Comma plus a joining word from Fanboys makes speech marks.

That was a bit weirder and Next is...

＊Paragraph *3* shows us some more Weirdness:

Jennifer Silvaras and Edith Bastenar went to the candy store. Jennifer bought some blocks of fudge that tasted like lollipops. Then Edith took some sweets that looked like shoes, and some lollipops that tasted like fudge. But when they went out , they were ambushed by Fredas the talking bunny .

He introduced them to his teacher , Mr.Butterpie the butterfly . And so the girls shared their sweets and they became friends until

Misses Blabbyblobins came and slimed everyone. The end.

So that was alright, and next comes ...

＊Paragraph *4* presents it's strangeness :

The boy's smile slowly faded as realisation hit him so hard he almost fell out of the boat. And at that moment the monster roared deeply , as though coming from the bottom of the ocean .

It was the dreaded Candianfineus, pronounced Candy-an-feen-e-us, a horrible monster that looked like an overweight strawberry vanilla birthday cake. It's eyes were the two cherries on top of the cream.

Some people ate it because it tasted like sushi.

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Congratulations! You survived paragraphs ! For now that's all the paragraphs and next is best-at-making-brain-work Questions! See if you can answer them.

And we present to you ...

＊Question *1*

Would a bread crumb burn in moonlight if the sun blocked the moon when Antarctica turns green?

Weird I know. Next!

＊Question *2*

If a chameleon changed its colour to purple , how many elephants would freeze when a butterfly flies past your window ?

Maybe easier than the first one .

＊Question *3*

When a spider catches a dog in it web, would fifty carpets be polished with a shoe in Thailand and seventy moths be eaten in a Volcano?

I told you it's weird . Last one :

＊Question *4*

What would happen to your nose colour if Pinocchio stole seven carrots and murdered the ants in your pants , and would you sprout wings if Cinderella punched your face with her broken glass shoe ?

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I'm really sorry if you did not understand it or did not like it. Anyway in *Bonus* I do not mention people's names or they might punch me . So instead I'll use the first letter of their name. Alright moving on to what happened in class:

＊Bonus : *short*

We were studying about advertisements , and which customers we might target for an object.

Teacher : " Who can we advertise bubblegum to ? "

M: " Cows miss"

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Teacher: "What about soap?"

M raises hand.

Teacher:" Yes?"

M: " My brother miss."

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That's all for now. I'll add something later. Thanks for reading and I have to stop writing right now so goodbye !

If any of you guys have something weird or random or funny , tell me by comment BELOW in the specific place

Sentences

Questions

Paragraphs

Funny things.