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Starting with the So-Not-Normal Sentences!
And...
＊Sentence *A* presents Cupcakes!
Our cupcakes are the best, cause mom cooks them using forks and umbrellas.
Now for...
＊Sentence *B* presents Pizza!
Pizza has a bunch of mushrooms on it's head, since Madame Pizzaza likes pizzas .
Next comes our...
＊Sentence *C* showing the magic of Salads!
The Salad raised its wand and made a tomato.
Finally, our personal misunderstood...
＊Sentence *D* shows us potatoes!
All alone, standing in the windy wind, the potato screamed " Oh yeah! Windy days! Potato loves windy days! "
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~*~*PARAGRAPHS*~*~*~
And now the Pretty-Hard-To-Understand Paragraphs!
Welcome the one and only...
＊Paragraph *1* and it's forever chocolate :
A chocolate bar snapped its fingers in front of a chocolate cake's face. It cried out " Why you do dis to me?" The chocolate bar laughed and said " because I am a chocolate bar and you are a chocolate cake." "oh I see now. Okay. " The chocolate cake snapped it's fingers in front of the chocolate bar's face. It cried out " why you do dis to me?" The Chocolate cake laughed and said "because I am a chocolate cake and you are a chocolate bar ." "Oh I see now. Okay" The chocolate bar snapped... Etc.
And now...
＊Paragraph *2* and the continue of the Salad:
After creating a tomato, the Salad pointed it's green wand at the victim. "Saladas Lettuce-as ! " It shouted , and the victim got a bunch of lettuce in their mouth. " BLEGH! I'm allergic to Lettuce you stupid Salad ! OMG why did I wish my salad could come to life? Aaaaagh!" The Salad looked insulted. So the Salad raised it's wand and said " Saladas Lettuce-as Alls overas Victimas !" The victim screamed. It was now raining pieces of lettuce on the Lettuce allergic victim.
Then comes...
＊Paragraph *3* , like me, likes ******* ( secret) :
The basket full of the delicious things from the other side of the moon dropped into Aladina's hands. She smiled. Finally she could eat one of these luscious things. After extremely carefully washing them, she slowly peeled off it's skin, delighting in the colour. When every last bit was thrown away, she took out a knife, her face twisting with happiness. She cut small squares into it's juicy body, then she plunged the long sharp knife in and cut out the bone. After all the hard work, she bit into the sweet thing, it's juices flowing down her mouth. "Do you like the mangoes I brought you?" Asked her mom.
And lastly...
＊Paragraph *4* eats a lot of pancakes:
I stuffed a strawberry pancake into my mouth. Then I choked, because stuffing food into your mouth usually results in choking. " Gegh gugh ugg" I tried to say something. Suddenly a fork went into my throat and took out the pancake. " Yay! Thanks fork! " I said and this time carefully ate my caramel pancake. The fork sat down and started chatting with the knife and spoon. Pancake number 6 flew up in the air and landed on my face. I ate it.
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After the paragraphs come the Best-At-Making-brain-work Questions!
Let's bedazzle everyone by asking them...
＊Question *1*
What happens to mutant bread wings on math tests?
I think nothing. Anyway...
＊Question *2*
Flies die when eating how many droplets of jam?
We have moved on to...
＊Question *3*
Six chickens ate seven French fries each. How many French fries flew to the moon?
Very easy to answer. Last...
＊Question *4*
Mustard tastes good if you do what expression?
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You guys got easy questions this time. Oh well. Sorry, but I haven't got any bonus today.Next time I'll do my best to find one.
And once again, good luck. Bye!
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