Random Stuff. May improve Imagination. Warning: Non-Sense

Dear Paper

~*~*~*Dear Paper*~*~*~

You are reading this chapter. Note that everything here never happened. Well to me anyway.

So let's start this chapter!

*"*"*"*Weird thing*"*"*"*"*

Dear Paper,

Today something happened at school that I'll never forget. Today as I was sitting in my class, dying of too much information my brain doesn't get, I saw a flashing light in the window which I was not supposed to be looking at.

I thought that was weird, so I raised my hand. The teacher acknowledged my raised hand and asked me if I know the answer to the problem. I said, " Teacher, there is a flashing light outside your window". So the teacher sent me to the Principle for gazing out of the window.

The principle looked at me and asked if I know why I was sent here. I said yes. So the principle smiled and told me, " You are a very awesome student, so you may go look out of my window. " I looked and saw nothing. I told that to the Principle. He laughed and said, " Because there is no window . " I got angry and stomped out of his office. Then I felt something fluffy in my hands and saw a round fuzzy sphere. I was so surprised I dropped it.

Surprisingly, it broke to pieces and made a wailing choking sound. I just rolled my eyes and went to the library. There I found the Librarians dusting the computer screens. Then they turned around identically, and stared at me. I waved my hands. And then they- sorry gotta go, lunch is ready. See you later paper!

Alright I'm back. Where were we? Oh yes. And then they opened their mouths and started chanting. It seemed non-sense at first, but then I realised they were chanting every title of the books in the library. And being total show-offs.

" We have Charlie and the Chocolate factory, we have The Midnight Fox, we have The Spectacular Now, we have The Time Keeper, we have Dogs of the Drowned City: The Storm, we have Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, we have Warriors: Omen of the Stars: The Fourth Apprentice, we have The Hound of the Baskervilles, We have-"

I stomped my foot. " Okay I get it! You have many books in the library fine! No need to rub it in my face! " Miraculously they both shut up. Instead they decided to quietly glare at me while I looked around for a book about flashing lights in windows. I found nothing, an their glare was getting annoying, so I went along the corridor, hoping to find the answer.

I walked for a long time, when suddenly- BOOM. My hands start turning green and yellow and see through! In fact, everything about me was turning to jelly! I gasped in horror! I turned into apple and lemon flavoured jelly! That was so unfair! I wanted to be raspberry and lemon jelly! Oh well. Nothing is fair. I went along, and suddenly my hair blew into my mouth. I discovered it was chocolate! Yes!

I quickly ate it, and then decided to eat myself as well. Suddenly the bell rang, and I looked up. My Teacher was glaring at me. My classmates were laughing. I quickly grabbed my bag and left with my friends. Sometime later, my phone buzzed. I looked. It was a text message from some number I didn't know. I read it.

*What did you dream about huh? #Theteacherismad.*

I replied.

* Nothing at all. #Whocares?*

Then I looked out of my window. I saw a flashing light.