Bitches meets Nerdies

Author's Note (MUST READ)

"BEING A BITCH IS A ABSOLUTE MUST"

Ang pagiging bitch ay kinakailangan. Kung ikaw ay pure mabuting tao, Ohsya! Layas na. Baka magreklamo ka pa na inempluwensyahan ko yang katawang lupa mo, Oops! I forgot, TAO KA NGA BA? pwe! Hay. Ang dami na talagang mga hampaslupa ngayon.

Kung ikaw ay tao, Gusto ko lang sabihin na Welcome to the group :) I dont entertain animals and aliens. If you are ugly, Go! Basahin mo toh. I inspire you to read this. Being ugly is not a big deal. So what if your ugly?! I dont care. Its not my face, Its your face. Kung panget ka, Bumawi ka sa ugali mo para naman umangat ka! USE YOUR BRAIN! Kuha mo? . Kung ikaw naman ay mataba, Basahin mo toh, Para naman ma-inspire ka naman maging sexy. Discipline, Thats the secret recipe of being sexy. Learn to discipline yourself, Its your body not mine.

Okay done. Just read my story. If you dont like my story, Well. Walang may pake kaya layas! Nakakasama ka sa storyang ito! pwe. Basta! Hindi pwede ang slow dito. Get it bitch? ;)

Supports are needed. Bitches are needed. Appreciations are needed. Lower minds are not needed. If you don't get what im saying, Intindihin mo. Gamitin mo yang utak mo hindi yung puro ka landi ka dyan. Pwe!

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