You'll soon see why the title is called Cardboard
Tord walked down the hall to Tom's room to see what he was doing. He was ripping up a cardboard box, and chewing on the cardboard like it was a damn cookie! He easily swallowed it, making sure he wasn't choking or rising his sanity, considering it was pretty high. (Everyone needs a mental hospital at some point, right? Or is it just me? Its probably just me.)
I mean dayumm just becuz u haz razer-ass teeth, don't mean ya gotta eat card-fucking-board! (No offense, phantom Tom.)
Tord said
"Well that's quite idiotic"
Tom looked over and gave him the most 'bish what' aka most 'mm watcha saay' face ever, and said "want something to do? How about you go look for that flying fuck I sent out the window."
(I say that all the time)
If looks could kill, Tord would be instantly dead.
The end
Why haven't I been updating? I'm moving soon (hopefully)
And I'm sooooo excited to see if we can be allowed in the apartment
If not we're screwed
YOU ARE READING
Eddmatt/Tomtord Oneshots :/
FanfictionOk guys, I was bored. You can't blame someone for literally only having 1 app. Really. You cant. Actually you can but... WUTEVER. THATS NOT THE POINT. I WUZ BORED.
