Cicero: Let's kill someone!
Me: Okie *murders some guards*
Patrick the Chicken: A MORTAL FACES MEEEEE?!
Everyone else: O.O
Patrick the Chicken: KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF JYGGALAG
Me: GODS DAMMIT JIGGLES, WHAT IN OBLIVION DID I TELL YOU ABOUT POSESSING MY CHICKEN?!
Jyggalag: *looks down at me with a silent judging look*
Me: I may be smaller than you, but I can probably take you
Jyggalag: *shakes his head*
Me: I took on the Wolf Queen alone. I pissed off Vaermina and walked away in one piece. I defied Hircine and spared Sinding
Sinding: Hello :D
Me: I beat Logrolf the Willfull into submission for Molag Bal, I murdered Silus Verius for Mehrunes Dagon, so on and so forth. Basically, I'm not someone you want to piss off. Further more, Hermaeus Mora has been trying to kill me for the past three or four months just because I let Miraak come back with me
Miraak: Hello :D
Jyggalag: *sighs in annoyance*
Me: Also, I once burned a vast majority of the buildings in Dawnstar while riding a dragon. And there was the time I unleashed an angry Alduin on the citizens of Whiterun
Jyggalag: Why in Oblivion would you do that?!
Me: Sheo told me to
Jyggalag: *facepalms* I'm surrounded by maniacs
Sheo: Yes, yes you are >:D
