5: Don't mess with the eldest

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Jimin : GUYSSSSSSSSSSS

Namjoon : What?

Jimin : It's bully Jin hyung day

Yoongi : Finally! All year I have been waiting for this da-

Tae: 'cause Yoongi hyung is too chicken to bully Jin hyung on normal days

Yoongi : *eye twitch* What did you say?

Tae: Nothingitotallyrespectyousir

Yoongi : good

Tae : *whispers* eff uuu

Yoongi : *smirks* gladly but not now

Tae: I-wha-how-

Jin : MORNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Hoseok : Christ even I'm not that loud at 5 in the morning

Jimin : that's because you're the loudest at midnight where it's only you, taehyung and yoo-

Tae : SHUT UP JIMIN

Jimin : You're blushing~

Jungkook : Shut up Jimin

Jimin : ...

Jimin : okay

Jin: ...uh I'll pretend I didn't hear that anyway breakfast is ready~

Bts : *runs to the kitchen*

Jin : Not even a thank you? *huff*

(later on that day)

Tae : GUYS OMG JIN SUCKED AT THAT DANCE MOVE

Jungkook : IKR! HAHAHA

Jin : *forced smile* Its HYUNG if you must know

Jimin :but you act like a child 24/7

Jin : I'm still the oldest Jiminah~ *creepy smile*

Jin : Besides my dancing wasn't that bad...right Joonie?

Namjoon : uhh....well

Jin : Yes?

Namjoon : LOL it was the worst!

Jin : I see *smiles* I'll be leaving now *walks out*

Yoongi : Damn i thought i might see an angry Jin today...

Jungkook : yeah angry hyung is when we know we successfully bullied him enough

Hoseok : but guys...don't you think it's too far this time?

Namjoon : c'mon its just a prank we still love him

Hoseok : *sigh* okay...

(later on)

Jimin : guys did you see Jin hyung?

Jungkook : no...

Tae : me neither

Yoongi : he wasn't at our room...

Hoseok : oh no...

Namjoon : Wait none of you have seen him too?

Jungkook : seems like it...

Namjoon : oh nonononono this is all my fault! What if he's hurt? What if he's lost? What if he hates us all and moved to america to start a new life and forget all of us and delete all communication so we can only find him years later and by that time he would have found new friends and a new love and all of this is my fault because i said his dance sucked when he is the most perfect human being in the world. 

Bts : ....Namjoon....

Namjoon : We shouldn't have even bullied him... *cries*

Bts : joonie...

Namjoon : he hates me now *cries harder*

Jin from behind Namjoon : I  would never baby

Namjoon : wha?

Jin : I would never hate you...any of you...but i realised that y'all thought this would be  a silly joke *brings out cooking pan* so get ready

Bts : SHIT DASHI RUN RUN RUN 

Namjoon : *stands there*

Jin : aren't you gonna run? I'm giving you a 10 second chance before i hit you

Namjoon : i...deserve the pan hit...sorry hyung

Jin : awww baby...tell you what i won't hit you...I'LL JUST HIT THE REST HAHAHA *drags joon to murder bts*

Namjoon : *dreamy eyes* I'm in love~


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