7: ot7(you're an asshole...but ily)

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Yoongi : PARK JIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Jimin : shit gotta luhan *runs away*

Jungkook : hahaha lol Jimin gonna get his ass woo-

Yoongi : YOU TOO JEON!

Jungkook : uh... GOTTA  BLAST 

Jin : NOT SO FAST *drags jikook back* what did you two do to yoongi...

Tae : yeah what did you guys do *sips tea*

Jimin : *glares at Tae* don't act all innocent Mister

Tae: *sips more tea*

Jungkook : oH mY gOd

Jin : what?

Jungkook : CANNIBALISM!! 

Jimin : tf...

Yoongi : WHATS TAKING YOU TWO ASSHATS SO LONG GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE IM TOO LAZY TO MOVE.

Jungkook : TAE IS DRINKING TAE!

Tae : I am? *spits out tea on jungkook's face*

Jungkook : why bro...

Jin : *sigh* that was tea Kookah

Jungkook : STILL CANNIBALISM!!

Namjoon : what's with all the noise...im trying to read!

Jimin : Ohh~ what book?

Namjoon : well you see its a book talking about how the seven deadly sins affect the lives of humans. If you read this book you can understand that the sins may not be sinning after a-

Jimin : -yeah no thanks

Namjoon : *mutters* asshole...

Yoongi : IS NO ONE GOING TO REMEMBER THE FACT THAT PARK AND JEON HAVE TO PAY FOR THE FACT THAT THEY SUGAR COATED ALL MY CLOTHES?!!

Jin : WHAT??

Yoongi : THAT'S WHY I'M NOT COMING OUT OF MY ROOM IM NAKED!

Jungkook : taehyung said that if he wore sugary clothes he could be...suga-er?

Yoongi : I'M ALREADY SUGA YOU MOTHERF*CKING GODDAMN ASSHOLE SON OF A BI-

Hobi : *walks into the dorm* wow what a nice greeting...

Jin : *sigh* sorry hobi YOONGI YOU DUMBASS JUST WEAR ONE OF MY CLOTHES

Yoongi : BUT THAT MEANS I'LL HAVE TO WALK OUT OF MY ROOM TO YOUR ROOM!

Jin : are you seriously- MIN YOONGI WE ARE ROOMMATES FOR GOD'S SAKE

Yoongi : oh...THANKEWWWWW *comes out after a few minutes* WHERE ARE THE MAKNAE'S?

Jungkook : *looks at Jimin * hyung I love you hope I will survive the Min chronicles 

Jimin : aww kookie love you too...hope I survive too

Hobi : I'm just gonna...uh...watch?

Tae : This is some good shit *takes teacup*

Jungkook : CANNIBALISM!!

Namjoon : for f*cks sake can't a dude read a book in peace

Tae : can't a dude drink tea...

Hobi : can't a dude just live at a chill dorm

Yoongi : CAN'T A DUDE HAVE DORMATES THAT DON'T SABOTAGE HIS CLOTHES

Jungkook : can't a dude escape death

Jimin : can't a dude have a nice hyung...

Yoongi : ARE YOU SAYING I'M MEAN?

Jin : cAn'T a DuDe LiVe WiTh NoN-cHiLdIsH pEoPlE tHat aRe'nT ASSHOLES!

Bts: ... 

Bts : hyung are you mad?

Jin : hmm...what do you think? *crosses his arms*

Bts : uh...

Jin : you're all assholes...but i love you...

Yoongi : same here...

Namjoon : me too...

Hobi : Me three!

Jungkook : hehe true

Tae : yupieee

Jimin : aww...i love you guys too

Jin : group hug?

*bts huddle together*




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