May. My name is May. Although it sound like a normal generic name, it's not. My parents aren't that normal. My full name name is Mayonnaise Denise Johnson. Yup, you heard that right. Mayonnaise. Denise. Johnson. And Denise isn't pronounced like Denise, it's pronounced dee-nice. I have considered getting kidnapped and having the kidnapper legally changing my name to something more basic, but, then again, who would wanna kidnap a girl named Mayonnaise? And to make matters worse, my birthday is on April first. Yup. April fools. So my whole life is pretty much a joke. I really don't know how, or why, but it's just like that. I'll be telling you my life story real soon, you just gotta be patient. If I can wait four more months to get my name legally changed, then you can wait a few days for me to update this book.
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Part one woohoo! This was written by both of us over FaceTime, so, yeet. Add this book to your reading list, and give it a star if you want us to update soon. Bai💕💕
-Crusty and Dusty
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The Silence Before the Fart
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