Dear Captain DoubleBlade
You have been given everything since the dawn of your creation. You never once had to sweat for a drink, had to stay up all night to study, had to worry about something at all in your life. And now this! Wake up man!
Face it, you have been around since the days of Kammey and you never recieved a proper education, a proper job. In fact you don't even have a real job! So why are you piratin when your real problem is that you are bored of adventure and it is time for you to have a normal life for once.
- Anonymous
Dear Kammey who is not so Anonymous
Kammey, yoou do realize that I do have a real job. It's called being king of the high seas and kicking asses for fun. Also, you do know that I can get a A in History Class because in the index all you see is my name Ziggy and a long list of, quite literally, every event. Also, I have been around the solar system a few times and know my math, reading and writing skills. Because I was there when it was found. And so were you.
It's not because I'm bored that I am doing this (Authors Note: it actually is) it is because I wanted to switch my lifestyle up a bit and going insane with power really helped. I mean, you do too al the time and I'm not sure how you deal with that but that's your way of doing things and this is mine.
- Ziggy
Dear Captain DoubleBlade
I deal with it by going on vacation.
(Author's Note: Vacation is not what it seems like it basically means comitting close to genocide or comitting genocide of some measure)
- Queen Kammey
Dear Kammey
Well good for you.
- Ziggy
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Letters During Captain DoubleBlade's Time
PoetryDuring much of Ziggy's time as Captain DoubleBlade, Ziggy received many letters - especially during is more sinister years. This is a collection of letters written back and forth between Captain DoubleBlade and the people. Some are sad and som...
