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Pinkie Pie X Cheese Sandwich (MLP)

I LOVE Cheesepie! It makes total sense since its like they're the same person, just in different bodies! It makes a lot of sense that Cheese would love his idol, Pinkie Pie!

Fanfic! (BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!!)

"Hey, Pinkie! What's up?" Cheese Sandwich's voice came from the phone Pinkie Pie was holding to her ear.

"I was wondering if you could come to town!" Pinkie squealed, bouncing up and down. "I'm planning a big party, and I wanted you to come and help me a bit! Plus, I miss having you around!"

"I've only been gone a few weeks!" Cheese laughed. "But I'll be there. When should I come?"

"NOW OF COURSE! YOU'RE BURNING DAYLIGHT!" Pinkie screeched into the phone, then hung up.

Pinkie Pie slammed the phone back onto the wall, then marched back to her half-finished cupcake batter. Mrs. Cake walked in, then looked at Pinkie, then picked up a spilled bag of flour off the floor.

"Who were you talking to?" Mrs. Cake asked, putting the bag into the cabinet.

"Just Cheese!" Pinkie exclaimed, dipping her spoon in the batter and stirring.

"Why in the NAME OF CELESTIA would you talk to a piece of CHEESE!?" Mrs. Cake yelled, stopping in her tracks.

"Cheese Sandwich, Mrs. Cake!" Pinkie giggled, filling the cupcake pan with batter, then slid it into the oven. "He's coming in a bit!"

"Oh. Him." Mrs. Cake laughed at herself, then walked back up the stairs.

An hour later, there was a knock on the door. Pinkie Pie eagerly dashed towards it, then bashed it open, quick as lightning. There stood Cheese Sandwich, with his rubber chicken in hoof and a small bag in the other hoof.

"HIYA, CHEESE!" Pinkie gleefully yelled, flinging herself forward and hugging Cheese Sandwich.

"Good to see you, Pinkie!" Cheese said as Pinkie finally released him from her bear hug, seeming a bit flustered.

Suddenly, there was an outbreak of voices from upstairs. Pumpkin Cake and Pound Cake ran down the stairs, yelling at each other.

"You said you'd tell me if you got a boyfriend!" Pound Cake glared at Pumpkin Cake, totally ignoring Cheese and Pinkie's curious stares.

"It's not YOUR concern!" Pumpkin Cake screeched then slammed the door in Pound Cake's face. 

"NAGH!" He cried out in frustration, then stomped up the stairs, then slammed his door shut.

Pinkie immediately opened the door back up, then pulled Cheese in. They both glanced at each other, their mouths trebling, then burst out laughing.

"T-That was t-the most a-awkward thing I ever s-saw!" Pinkie laughed, her mane bouncing up.

"OOOOO!" Cheese suddenly yelled, looking over Pinkie's shoulder. "Do I see cupcakes?!"

"Yep! I made them for you." Pinkie blushed, then took him over to the counter.

Grabbing a cupcake, Cheese bit out of it.

(See!!!!!!???? MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!)