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Halloween

Who knows how long it's been since I updated this thing. I'm going to try to get back to it.

HEY GUYS...Whoever may be reading this. My next topic is on Halloween...as proven by the current date(10•24•17) and the title of this chapter.

I want to explain to you the reason why Halloween is my absolute favorite holiday.

You ready for this?!

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Costumes!

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Hey don't judge me! I may be a teenage girl, a year or so away from graduating high school but I love to dress up.

You see, I'm not exactly the girly type. I don't where makeup(with the exception of lip gloss and chapstick if that counts), I don't like dresses, I hate flats and sandals, but I love some baggy clothes, an oversized hoodies, and a crap ton of special affects makeup and gore.

Recently (which by recently, I mean since last Halloween) I have made an interest in prosthetics and building parts.

(Side note, has anyone heard of glam and gore? I love her. She's who I watch)

Look it up if you don't know what prosthetics are. I'm too lazy to explain. Sorry not sorry.

But it's way too cool for my mediocre -if not below average-skills. My plan was to be a satyr (like grover from Percy Jackson or tumnus from Narnia) with a prosthetic nose, horns, and ears, and fur legs with hooves.

All of this was going to be homemade but I am in over my head. I'm still going to attempt to do the prosthetics but I have to skip out on the legs since it's so last minute...I will have to wear a dress as an excuse not to show my legs.

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Send help.

I can just picture it now. Kids coming to my door trick or treating and the nosy ones asking "what are you?" And I have to explain to them what a satyr is and why I'm not showing my legs. I'll just come up with some excuse like " I'm a princess deer and princesses wear dresses" or "I'm a fairy" or just give up and do something else in general.

I have a sister going as Waldo...

Ya know. As in where's Waldo. Where you had this huge picture of a crowded scene and you had to find this tiny speck of a person in the crowd.

For those of you that know about it, did you know that it brought up around 1987 maybe. Feel old yet?...no? Ok then

So what up with you guys?

Are you dressing up for Halloween? What as?

You gonna trick or treat or you gonna do something else? Wutcha doin?

Do you know Waldo? Can you find him?

BTW guys. Update on my social media chapter. I have three sneaky friends who are... whom?...who... whatever. They are nuts in the brain and got Snapchat on my phone and made one for me without my say. I don't even need it. It's so unnecessary. It's not even entertaining! But whatever, if I delete it, it's gone. If I keep it, cool then.

Let me know the answers to my questions and ask me any if you please. Give me a suggestion for my next chapter even. Something.

I'm going to end it here cuz it's literally 1am on the dot and I still haven't finished homework... Maybe that should be my next rant topic.

Mkay then. Dueces!