Soul eater: the return of mad max

Chap9: CROSS country road trip

Sup guys, as you can tell I've been a little slow on updating lately, so I'll spill it out. I've been way, WAY to busy with work, but I'll try to see it it'll work out. Anyway, see y'all on the other side.

"Ow." I sit up and rub the new bump that had randomly appeared on my head. "The hell did that get there?" "Yaaaaawwwwnnn. Oh, good morning Max." I look over to see Blair, smiling at me. My headache instantly goes away. I kiss her, and after I pull back I whisper as she smiles. "Good morning, kitten." She wraps her arms around my neck to pull me closer, but she apparently isn't in her ;special; mood, so we simply cuddle together. I look under the covers and then look back up and sigh. "What?" "Don't you think that the topless sleeping arrangement is geeting a bit old?" She smiles mischievously, and slowly traces her hand down my legs. "You know I could lose the rest of the clothes if you like?" I shiver as she strokes. Tempting offer, but then again that'll only make mornings longer. "No thanks babe. You're fine just the way you are. But could you answer one quick question for me?" She stops and pays attention. "What?" "Why do I not remember what happened last night? And please tell me I didn't get drunk and pass out." She giggles, and then shakes her head. "Nope. you only got wacked on the head really hard." "Ummm, by who?" "Me, FOOL." Oh god no. I slowly turn around to see the little white freak sitting on my favorite beanbag chair. "What the hell are you doing in my room?!?!?!" "Waiting for my new master to wake up." Excuse me? Blair sits up and slips on a loose T-shirt of mine that was black, and she smiles and turns her head to the side as she says. "Oh, after you passed out, he asked me if I would want to be his master. I didn't see any reason to say no, so I accepted."

Well isn't that swell. My girlfriend that is a weird witch/supermodel/cat hybrid has a new pet holy sword. That is anoying. As. F%$k. "Okay, so why did you want her as your master?" He folds his stubby little arms and gets a small glint in his round cartoon eyes. "What do you think, FOOL?" I then nottice that he isn't staring at me, but what is direclty behind me. And is a very round. I quickly move my hands to cover her up, and toss a towel over her. "You damn PERVERT! Stop googoo eyeing my girl!" I drop kick him out the window and a star appears where he contiues to fly off. After dusting my hands off, I go to get dressed in my zombie shirt and leather jacket with jeans. I walk into the kitchen and see Maka making breakfast, Emile sitting in the living room chair and watching some morning anime, And Soul trying to steal some breakfast while reading the newspaper. I walk over and grab some bacon while it was still on the pan and start making my coffee. "Good morning family. How has everybody been?" Maka looks up from her eggs and replies. "Not much Max, but I have recently gotten some mail from the DWMA." She tosses the slip to me, and I catch it while pouring in my milk and sugar, I reasd it as I sip some and my eyes sudenly buldge and I nearly spit out my coffee.

"WHAT!?!?" Emile is instantly beside me, and when he reads the letter he starts to dance with joy and hum some sort of weird Mexican song or something. Soul walks over to me and asks. "What is it? What happened?" I re-read it to make sure that my madness is not causing hallucinations again. "Lord death wants us to go on cross country road trip to find out about the new base Arachnophobia has built. And he wants the whole gang to tag along!" Everyone simply stares at me for a few minutes, then there is a huge rush of activity as everybody goes to get ready. The door gets slammed open and Marissa, Jenny, Harisu, and Kitty all storm in along with Kyi right behind them and they get together in a little huddle as they squeal in excitement. Kaden and Brady swing through the window on a random rope and rush around, grabbing random clothes and yelling along with the rest of us guys. Aya and Taki are the last to arrive, but they still get in the girl huddle and squeal and plan together. An hour later we are all standing outside of the apartment, bags and packs ready to go. Two completely black Suburbans role onto the sidewalk, and we cram our bags and stuff into the second one. We all get into the first one, Blackstar at the wheel, Kid holding onto the directions in shotgun, Me in the middle seat with Blair on my right and Taki on my left, Behind me is Aya in the middle, with Liz and Patty on her left and right, and Soul and Maka in the back. Marissa and crew were on the roof in their makeshift little hut, and Kyi was riding with Brady and Kad in the RV in tow.