IT IMAGINES AND SHORT STORIES

S E V E N T Y-E I G H T

When you sit on his lap
Losers Club Edition

Bill
•Loves It
•Gets excites if you know what I mean
•Grabs your waist
•Kisses you neck
•You Tangle your hands in his hair

Richie
•Gets nervous
•Calms down quickly once he realised what's happening
•Also gets a boner
•Makes inappropriate jokes that kill the mood completely

Eddie
•Has to have his inhaler in his hand at all times
•You have normal conversations
• "What did you do today?"
• "Well I went to the pharmacy and got my gazebos!"
•You don't find it sexual

Stanley
•You stare into each other's eyes
•You Kiss his jaw
•He's Kisses your neck
•It Just ends up as a bear hug with you on his lap
•People find it cute when you sit on his lap
•But you tell them to leave because you hate doing it with people around