IT IMAGINES AND SHORT STORIES
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    The type of Drunk they are
    Losers Club Edition 
    
                              
    Bill
    •The flirty drunk; "Heya Cutie, are you single?" "Bill we've been dating for four months?!" 
    
                              
    Richie
    •The clumsy drunk; He fell on to a stool and cut his leg open
    
                              
    Eddie
    •The emotional Drunk; he cries on your lap for 2 hours straight 
    
                              
    Stanley 
    •The Confused Drunk; "oml where the fuck am I? Help me bitch!"
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