Frazel

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Texting in the future*

Frank: I'm coming home in a few minutes, Hazel

Hazel: Okay but I have a question

Frank: What?

Hazel: Have you found out if the baby can shape-shift or....

Frank: um, why?

Hazel: The babys gone and there's a fly in the nursery. I don't know if I should kill it or not.

Frank: HAZEL

Frank: IM COMING HOME RIGHT NOW!

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