Stings Like A Bee [YoruSoi, IchiHime, RenRuki, GinRan, HitsuHina, IshiNemu]

Chapter 12

A/N: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!! I'm back from the hell of exams!!!!!!! Midterm's over and I'll have much more time!!!! Here's chapter 12!!!!! Please enjoy!!!!

It was just after Ichigo had given Inoue Don Kanonji's autograph, and he was walking alone down the empty street. "This's finally over..." Ichigo muttered, his hands in his pockets. Just then, he saw three vague figures in front of him and stopped walking, staring at the them. The two bigger ones appeared to be chasing the smaller one.

"What the.....?" Ichigo thought, still staring at the three figures. "WHHAAAAAA!!!! Tasukete! Tasukete!" The smaller figure shouted, crying. Hearing someone asking for help, Ichigo couldn't leave it and rushed toward the three figures.

He punched the one on the left in the face as he jump-kicked the one on the right in the stomach. The two gave out two loud grunts and flew backwards. Ichigo rushed to them and grabbed one of them's collar and pulled him up.

"Yamero!!! We didn't do anything to you, why're you attacking us!!??" The small figure halted and came under the light. It was a little girl with green hair and a white hat. "Ha???" Ichigo said, his hand still holding the collar.

"Yeah! We didn't do anything bad!! Why did you hit us yo?" The bigger one shouted, holding his face. "Don't lie! You were chasing that little girl! And she was crying!!" Ichigo shouted. "That was just a play!" The other thinner guy protested. "A play?" Ichigo asked blankly.

"Ah... never thought our Eternal Pursuit would cause such misunderstanding. We apologize for that." The little girl said, walking to Ichigo and sitting down in front of the other two. "But you were crying..." Ichigo said. "Because Neru is an extreme masochist so it's not fun if they don't chase till I cry." The little girl said, smiling. "What the hell have you been teaching her!!?" Ichigo punched the two's heads, and he sighed.

"Anyway, you just said Neru, is that your name?" Ichigo asked, pointing at her. "Yes! I'm Neru Tu, nice to meet you." She said, smiling, revealing some missing teeth. "And I'm Dondochakka Birstanne!! The big brother!" The largest among them said. "I'm Pesche Guatiche!! The second brother!" The thinner one said, standing up. (well you have to imagine how the two look like as humans)

"Together, we are The Mysterious Nerudonpe/The Great Desert Brothers/The Three Brothers!!!" The three shouted inconsistently. "I thought we talked about this before?? It's 'The Mysterious Nerudonpe'!!" Neru shouted. "I said I'd only agree to 'The Great Desert Brothers'!!" Pesche argued back. "I definitely need to do the 'The Three Brothers' yo!!" Dondochakka protested.

"Whatever you are, go home. It's late now." Ichigo said, feeling annoyed and speechless. "Ah, we're heading to Don Kanonji's live show!" Neru said, looking up at Ichigo. "But we couldn't find the place, so we started the play and decided to find it later." Pesche said. "Oh, too bad for you. It's over." Ichigo said, his eyebrow twitching.

"Ehh??!! It's over???" Neru shouted, her mouth dropping open. "Yeah, it ended fifteen minutes ago." Ichigo said, scratching his head. "No way... we sacrificed the last episode of Fabricated Love (a drama made up by me)... it's the most important episode..." Neru whispered, her eyes filling up with tears.

"Ahh, Neru, we can watch it on the internet, it's alright, it's alright yo." Dondochakka said, trying calm Neru down. "Yeah, Neru, calm down now, there's always the replay, you can watch it later!" Pesche said, sounding slightly panicky.

"But... But.... I wanna watch it now!!!" Neru shouted and started to cry. "Oi oi oi, stop it now! It's just a TV show, just watch it on Youtube or something later!" Ichigo said, covering his ears. "I WANNA WATCH IT NOW!!! I DON'T CARE!!! NERU WANTS TO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!!!" Neru shouted, crying loudly.