Fan Service/Get Random For The Day

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Holy sh- 30+ reads already?! I freaking love you guys so much! And for that, I have a very special chapter for you! Breaking the 4thwall in this one since I can! I'm the one in the brackets talking btw.

Black Hat's POV
Ugh...more headaches to deal with. I honestly think that this was the worst decision I've ever made but then again...that girl Y/N is oddly cute-

Wait?!What the hell am I even saying right now?! I am the most feared villain known to all and I'm letting myself be weak by a mere human?! I shall not let that happen to me and never will be!

I went to my office and sat down, working on the paper works I left out during the unfortunate event that has occurred within my house. What a bunch of insufferable nuisance they are to me. I wish they would all die in a fire

(I HOPE DIE IN A FIRE!!!*animatronic scream*)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE SLAVE! GET BACK TO WRITING!
(Don't you use that kind of tone with me, Mr Edgy Lord of Demons. I could do something really REALLY embarrassing to you if I wanted!)
You wouldn't dare.
(Try me, Jefecito!)

I suddenly stood up from my chair and walked out of the office. (Hah! You were saying?) I swear to Bloody Mary that I'm gonna kill you! (Ya can't kill the author ya big goof! Now~Where's Y/N~ *evil laughing*) Stop this nonsense at once you idiot! This will ruin my reputation as a villain! (Don't care!) ARGH!!!

My head moved around on its own as I searched for Y/N and I spot her sitting on the couch with 5.0.5 and Demencia. I tried to get control of my body but I feel like I'm being used as a puppet. I can't do anything at all! Curse you author! ( Mweh heh heh~)

"Y-Y/N? C-Could I-I s-speak w-with y-you i-in p-private?" I asked like in the idiotic stuttering voice of Dr. Flug and I was slightly acting all disgustingly fidgety and shy.

(How does it feel to be Flug for once?Hm?) FUCK YOU BITCH! (Ohohoh hoh~ Christmas is coming soon and your so gonna be in the naughty list already) I SAID STOP THIS YOU LITTLE-!

Y/N stood up from the couch and approached me with a very sickening yet sweet smile on her face. I was frozen in shock as she got closer to my face curiously.

I started to mentally panic as blush slowly covered my face and sweating uncontrollably. She held a hand over my forehead to check if I'm sick or not.

"Hat? You okay? You don't feel so very good today. Did something happened?" she asked as I looked away like a hell damn torpe (a shy guy in Filipino and you could notice that I don't use 'God' in Hat' dialogue and thoughts. He is a demon after all. ╮(╯▽╰)╭)

"Y-Yes. I-I'm p-perfectly f-fine. B-But...I-I n-need t-to t-tell y-you a-about s-something." Oh hell no! I am not doing this yucky romantic piece of bullshit!

"Hm? What is it that you want to tell me,Hat?" her eyes shined with wonder and curiosity.

AH FUCK THIS SHIT! I HAD ENOUGH!
(Wait! What are you doing-)

I ripped the walls out of anger as Y/N got surprised by my sudden outburst and went into the torn opening. Leaving a dumbfounded little girl in the room tilting her head in confusion.

Meanwhile at my house...

My POV
Heheheh~I wonder what will I do to him next? Make him kiss Y/N? A confession then get all lovey-dovey with sweet romance music at the background?  Heheheh~

"HELLO YOU LITTLE NUISANCE OF A AUTHOR." I dropped my phone in shock as I turned my head around to see Black Hat and he is very VERY pissed off.

"H-Hey H-Hat, s-so how did it go with Y/N?" I asked as sweat trickled down to my forehead and having panicky thoughts about me getting killed.

"Hmm...You want to know how I got humiliated in front of a pathetic human?" he smiled darkly and turned into my worst nightmare.

"Ah fuck...I'm so dead..."I bolted out to the door and grabbed my sentient paintbrush and drew a gateway to BATIM on the wall.

"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!" he yelled as I jumped in the drawing and flipping him off.

"NOT GONNA DIE TODAY BITCH! HAHAHAH!" I quickly erased off the drawing on the other side as he screamed in defeat.

"Heh, see you on the next chapter readers! #^_^# Hope you had fun reading this OOC chapter."

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