Some Tweek x Craig Fanfiction Bullshit

The Meltdown in the Hallway.

"Honey, you need to fucking calm down! Having an emotional breakdown is not helping either of us dude!" Craig yelled over the anxiety attack-fuelled yelling.

"AGGGHK- DON'TTELLMETOCALMDOWNCRAIG" Yelled the blonde, twitching boy as he pulled his hair. News of North Korea's hydrogen bomb test had reached the small Colorado mountain town of South Park, and the resident overreacter was doing what he did best- overreacting. Tweek felt like he was going to vomit his organs, blood, bones and everything else out of his mouth as he ran in a circle, yelling and screaming.

"TWEEKIE! LISTEN TO ME! You are being paranoid!" Craig instantly regretted saying this as he realised that he called Tweek 'Tweekie' in the middle of the school hallway and all eyes were on him. His cheeks turned a bright pink. Stupid feeling always fucking everything up. Anyway, he needed to do something about his out of control boyfriend before he smashed his head into a wall or something of an equal level of caffeine induced stupidity.

"NYAHHHH! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE- G-GAHH!!!" Tweek screeched as he bolted straight for the janitors closet, ploughing through a crowd of kids that had gathered.

"Jesus Christ, Craig," Clyde muttered with a hint of concern in his voice. "You better go after him you know..."

"T-TWEEK! WAIT UP!" The boy with the blue chullo hat shouted as he pursued after the dangerous concoction of a caffeine high and a panic attack. Just as he reached the small closet, the door slammed in his face and locked shut. He pounded on the door. No response. He knocked again. No answer yet again. He could hear the faint hyperventilating of Tweek through the thin wooden door separating them, like a medium between two dimensions, separating Craig's dimension of logic and reason from Tweek's dimension of paranoia and anxiety.

"Tweek. Please stop fucking being like this. You are driving me crazy. This is completely ridiculous." He said in his monotoned, nasally voice. Craig often tried to be the voice of reason during Tweek's breakdowns.

"C-Craig-" A shakey voice responded. "You think YOU'RE GOING CRAZY?" The fragile voice slowly turned into an angry shout. "I'M SAT HERE, BREAKING DOWN, WANTING TO PUT MY HEAD THROUGH A WALL, AND YOU'RE THE ONE GOING CRAZY?!" Tweek screamed between sobs.

There was a loud crash, and then all went silent. No sobs. No screams. Only silence.