1) Yo momma so fat even the hulk couldn't smash her
2) Yo mama so fat she broke the 256 block limit on Minecraft
3) Yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
4) Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her
5) Yo momma's so fat, it took me two trians, a plane and a bus to get to her good side
6) Yo momma's so fat she has to wear six different watches one for one each time zone
7) Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said:"to be continued"
8) Yo mamma's so fat when god asked let there be light he asked her to move out the way
9) Yo mamma's so fat that the aliens call her the mothership
10) Yo mamma's so fat when she fell I didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up
