1) Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money
2) Yo momma so dumb she went to Disney world and saw a sign that said 'Disney's World - Left" so she went home.
3) Yo momma so dumb she lost a rigged election.
4) Yo momma so dumb she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time
5) Yo momma so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
6) Yo momma so dumb that it took her a week just to learn how to think.
7) Yo momma so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose sprite.
8) Yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
9) Yo momma so dumb she returned a puzzle cause she thought it was broken.
10) Yo momma so dumb she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listing to 50 cent.
11) Yo momma so dumb that she puts lipstick on her forehead to makeup her mind.
