TATAY: Anak, ibili mo nga ako ng softdrink.
ANAK: Coke or Pepsi?
TATAY: Coke.
ANAK: Diet or Regular?
TATAY: Regular.
ANAK: Bote or in can?
TATAY: Bote.
ANAK: 8 oz or litro?
TATAY:(nagalit)Tubig na lng nga!
ANAK: Mineral or distilled?
TATAY: Mineral.
ANAK: Malamig o hindi?
TATAY: Hahampasin na kita ng walis, eh.
ANAK: Tambo o tingting?
TATAY: Hayop ka!
ANAK: Baka o kambing?
BINABASA MO ANG
Pinoy Hahahas
HumorWhat can I say, I am a frustrated comedian. I love making people happy, make them laugh and all. This compilation of jokes is dedicated to my fellowmen (Filipinos) who are known as happy people (which is true). Despite of all the calamities that we...