'How did you two meet?'
Jack:If you read Unseen,the Jerida fan fiction,you'll probably know how we met.
Merida:I met him in my bedroom.He was probably trying take a look at me and touch me.What a perv!
Jack:Hey!I was just curious okay!I am no pervert or whatsoever.
Rapunzel:Hi Merida,hey Jack.Whaddya guys doing?Jack,you look weird.
Jack:What do you mean weird?
Rapunzel:You are blushing furiously!
Jack:Really?Oh my frost!
Merida:-raises eyebrows and thinks- 'Woo!Jack has a crush on Punzie,wait he's dumping me!' -walks up to him and punches him-That's what you get,wee Grandpa!