Shaving Eyebrows

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I dare Merida to colour Jack's eyebrows with a skin-coloured paint and tell him that she shaved his eyebrows off.

Merida: -laughs evilly and cackles-

Jack: What's wrong with you? Who laughs like that?!

Merida: Oh nothing i just thought of something weird.

Jack: Yeah with that brain of yours, i wouldn't even want to know what you're thinking. It's getting kinda late. I'm going to sleep first. Have fun with...whatever you're thinking...

Merida: ...oh i will...

-While Jack's sleeping, our devious protagonist Merida goes to the bedroom-

Merida: NYEHEHEHEHE -paints on Jack-

Jack: Ughhhh....weird...-snores-

-The next day...-

Jack: That was one hell of a dream...i dreamt that someone shaved my eyebrows off...

Merida: Oh my golly Jack! Your eyebrows!!!They're...GONE!

Jack: WHAT?!MY BEAUTIFUL EYEBROWS ARE GONE?! OH HOW DID IT HAPPEN?!

Merida: April Fools!!!

Jack: What? Oh come on, it's not even April Fools Day. You gotta be kidding me!

Merida: Every day is April Fools' Day...for us at least.

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