Idk why, but I freaking hate this 🤤emoji! It just looks so gross-looking....is it just me?
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I decided to call Ed and Rich over to my house today, I guess it was time to make my decision...
I heard the doorbell ring and saw Ed and Rich standing there, glaring at each other. "Um, so, are you gonna come in?" I asked with a giggle, they both looked at me then nodded.
I invited them into my bedroom but Eddie stopped "what's wrong Ed?" I asked with concern "I've just realized you guys fucked in there...you know, forget this, I don't want to get aids" "c'mon Ed, she cleaned her room obviously" Richie replied while rolling his eyes "you both probably have an STD, I'm not gonna get an infection because you two decided you wanted to have sex at an inappropriate age!" Eddie yelled out "Wheezy, you would wanna have sex with her too if you could, you just don't wanna admit it!" Richie smirked, Eddie blushed "no I wouldn't! I'm not a disgusting pervert like you are!" He yelled "Sure you aren't Ed, I've cleaned and replaced my bedsheets, you're fine!" I said as I pulled him into my room "This is fucking disgusting! I'm not sitting on that fucking bed until you sanitize it!" Eddie exclaimed as he tried to get out of my tight grip "Wheezy, stop being jealous" Richie laughed "jealous of what?!" "Jealous that I had sex with Y/n and you didn't" Richie teased "I-I'm n-not jealous! Y-you're disgusting!" "Why are you stuttering then?" Richie said with a laugh "because you're embarrassing me in front of my girlfriend!" "Your girlfriend?" Richie asked with a scrunched nose "Yeah, my fucking girlfriend, she technically never broke up with me!" "I mean, he's got a point" I muttered "so, my best friend had fucking intercourse with my girlfriend!" "Cut it with your 'technically' bullshit, technically she's not your girl because she hasn't chose you yet! Which we all know won't fucking happen" "she'll never end up with me? I thought you were my friend!" "I am" "What fucking friend steals and has sex with his best friends girl?!" Eddie screamed "guys! Both of you calm down!" I said and they both rolled their eyes and quieted down.
"So, who are you gonna choose Y/n? No more waiting!" Eddie yelled and furrowed his eyebrows while crossing his arms "uh-um, I-I c-choose..." "Just choose already! It's not that fucking hard! All you have to do is say someone's name!" Richie yelled in anger and annoyance "Fine! I choose..."
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This is the last Melanie Martinez related chapter! I'll have two more chapters, a Eddie Ending and a Richie Ending! I'm working on those now, so expect it today or tomorrow! Thank you so much for reading this book! It's been very fun to write, I'm excited for Mel's new album in January hopefully, when it comes out a 2nd book of this will come out! Thank you all for reading and voting! I love you All! Have a nice night/day or whatever time you're reading this! Maybe they'll be a surprise chapter...hehehe
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Crybaby | r.t & e.k
FanfictionThere was once a girl named Y/n L/n, but called Crybaby by many, including Henry Bowers. "Crybaby" lived in a house that resembled a Dollhouse, and drank from a Sippy Cup. She went round and round on a Carousel, and met a boy named Richie, would he...
