The Salty Orbot Story

Orbot gently adjusted the candles one final time, he looked at the 'meal' and he smiled.

"Oh CUBOT!" Orbot called, puttering to the door. Cubot arrived quickly.

"Yes babe?" Cubot asked.

"Do you want to join me?" Orbot asked, Cubot looked into the candle lit room.

"Well, I was helping boss with-"

"Join him." Eggman grunted walking by.

"OKAY!" Cubot exclaimed, Orbot lead him in, and pulled out the tallers chair for him. Once Cubot was sitting Orbot floated over and came back with two champagne flutes and high grade robot oil.

"Do you want some, dear?" Orbot asked. Cubot nodded. Orbot poured for them. Orbot sat in his chair and looked at Cubot, resting his head on his hands.

"Cubot, we've been together for a long time-"

"We were built almost on the same day!" Cubot cut over, Orbot sighed.

"I mean, together, like dating." Orbot informed.

"Yeah, almost a year." Cubot exclaimed.

"And we've never had a fight-"

"Well that one time I split your pants on you-"

"Not like that, and I know I really love you."

"Aww I love you too." Cubot called, Orbot started to try and find something on himself. "Well know that I think, we really do go well together and we love each other."

"Yes yes, I know, I love you more than the world." Orbot started to look harder.

"Well, that makes me think we ought to get married, don't you agree?" Orbot stopped, his expression turned he stared at Cubot.

"What...." Orbot asked.

"You and me, get married, I mean if Eggy agrees." Cubot exclaimed, Orbot buzzed with anger and suddenly flipped the table.

"YOU'RE SO STUPID I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Orbot stormed out of the room. Eggman leaned in.

"Wow, you really got him mad." he told, "What'd you do, say no?"

"Say no to what?" Cubot asked.

"He was proposing to you." Eggman said like a five year old stating the obvious.

"I asked him to marry me what are you talking about?" Cubot chimed, Eggman shook his head.

"You really are an idiot." Eggman called. "He was trying to propose to you! How could you not notice!"

"Maybe that's why I thought of it." Cubot said blankly. Eggman brought his hand to his face and walked away.

"Put out the candles they are a fire hazard." Eggman called.

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Orbot sat on the beach, quietly watching the water he could never go into. Well he could go in it, it crossed his mind a few times as he sat, but something stopped him.

"You are going to rust get back in here!" Eggman yelled from the lair door. "You need to mop the bathroom!"

"I quit!" Orbot yelled back.

"You can't quit I own you!" Eggman yelled.

"Well then I don't want to be around that idiot and I'm getting another job so that I can buy myself from you!" Orbot retorted, he stormed off.

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"Welcome to Meh burger may I take your-.... Order." Orbot glared at Eggman, sided by Cubot.