Shut Up, My Mum's Calling! ▬ Modern HOTD

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SHUT YOUR WHORE
MOUTH, AEGON

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NEW MESSAGE!
from: aemond 🐷
to: aegon 🍷

aemond 🐷
hey uh
aemond 🐷
so uh
aemond 🐷
how come i've never noticed joyelle before

aegon 🍷
cos you're a fuckin nerd
aegon 🍷
wait hol up why are you asking
aegon 🍷
HA
aegon 🍷
& helaena thought you were the mature one
aegon 🍷
i get it though, i get it
aegon 🍷
i mean look at her
aegon 🍷
definition of beauty
aegon 🍷
plus she's actually really funny
aegon 🍷
don't tell helaena

aemond 🐷
are you done your rant

aegon 🍷
no

aemond 🐷
ok cool so
aemond 🐷
first of all, i'm asking because you seem to know her...well
aemond 🐷
second of all, how can i "look at her"?
aemond 🐷
i don't even see her, like, ever

aegon 🍷
yeah she's hardly at our house anymore
aegon 🍷
helaena told her that when we're home they need to go to her house, or sara's or smthing
aegon 🍷
stupid jace ruined it for us all
aegon 🍷
of course he had to get a boner
aegon 🍷
SHE WAS INNOCENTLY JUST WALKING OUT IN HER SWIMMERS BUT NOOO

aemond 🐷
sara? as in sara snow?

aegon 🍷
that's all u pick up on? sigh
aegon 🍷
yeah, they're all like bffs
aegon 🍷
wait how the fuck
aegon 🍷
you know sara but not joyelle? are u for real

aemond 🐷
um yes we were in the same history class 
aemond 🐷
we had to do a project on the first men and i figured what better partner than a snow

aegon 🍷
SEE I TOLD YOU
aegon 🍷
this is why you don't know joyelle
aegon 🍷
cos you're a nerd

aemond 🐷
shut your whore mouth
aemond 🐷
i hope a direwolf swallows you whole

aegon 🍷
what does that even mean

aemond 🐷
figure it out bitch

aegon 🍷
um n e way
aegon 🍷
how haven't you seen her with sara
aegon 🍷
they are literally always together

aemond 🐷
i told you once... and i guess i'm gonna have to say it again
aemond 🐷
we are just in the same history class
aemond 🐷
and hang on doesn't that make sara a nerd?
aemond 🐷
i'm telling joyelle

aegon 🍷
you fuckin wish
aegon 🍷
you don't even know who she is
aegon 🍷
nice try pal
aegon 🍷
i'm telling helaena
aegon 🍷
she will look at you just like she does with us
aegon 🍷
any last words?

aemond 🐷
i was just curious
aemond 🐷
nothing malicious about it

aegon 🍷
lmao i'm just messing with you
aegon 🍷
but don't try anything ok daeron and i have dibs
aegon 🍷
her insta is hearmyjoy
aegon 🍷
don't tell helaena i told you
aegon 🍷
she already gives me disappointing eyes :(

aemond 🐷
i don't have instagram aegon

aegon 🍷
what i had absolutely no idea about that aemond
aegon 🍷
pity

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HE IS JUST WONDERING GUYS!