Shut Up, My Mum's Calling! ▬ Modern HOTD

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SERIOUS BUSINESS

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aemond 🐷
you haven't told any of the others
aemond 🐷
...right ?

aegon 🍷
i—
aegon 🍷
shut up

aemond 🐷
AEGON
aemond 🐷
i'm serious

aegon 🍷
don't yell at me
aegon 🍷
you sound like dad
aegon 🍷
and i know
aegon 🍷
you're ~very~ serious about joyelle

aemond 🐷
aegon ii targaryen

aegon 🍷
i tell daeron everything
aegon 🍷
do you really expect me to keep this to myself?
aegon 🍷
if you did...
aegon 🍷
sorry!
aegon 🍷
should've not expected something so unrealistic

aemond 🐷
aegon what the HELL man
ameond 🐷
i'm already anxious
aemond 🐷
you know how many nervous shits i have to take after i like a photo of hers???

aegon 🍷
i-i really don't wanna

aemond 🐷
and now i've got two blabbermouths knowing my business?

aegon 🍷
woah woah woah WOAH NOW
aegon 🍷
don't blame us once you get caught out
aegon 🍷
you're not being sly either
aegon 🍷
she asked me about an acc called @sappheyer
aegon 🍷
you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

aemond 🐷
ok so MAYBE i like her posts
aemond 🐷
MAYBE i comment nice things
aemond 🐷
don't try and make me feel bad for being a nice person

aegon 🍷
you're so lucky she's blocked the baratheons
aegon 🍷
cassandra would be so fucking jealous right
aegon 🍷
you're disappointing
aegon 🍷
i don't blame you though, her insta feed is 10/10
aegon 🍷
angel from casterly rock strikes again

aemond 🐷
i— shut up
aemond 🐷
why did you say angel from casterly rock?

aegon 🍷
because she's an angel
aegon 🍷
from casterly rock
aegon 🍷
it's a grade nickname

aemond 🐷
wow aegon
ameond 🐷
i'm telling helaena

aegon 🍷
LMAO she came up with it
aegon 🍷
plus, i would not be making threats about helaena if i were you
aegon 🍷
i could tell her all about this and you know she'd take seven years to trust you again

aemond 🐷
...you're right

aegon 🍷
but hey
aegon 🍷
anyway you're fluent in high valyrian, drēje?
(correct?)

aemond 🐷
ao gīmigon bisa, rōva lēkia
(you know this, big brother)

aegon 🍷
tf did you just say
aegon 🍷
i know i saw big brother in there somewhere

aemond 🐷
oops sorry yes forgot!
aemond 🐷
you only know a byka angotan...
(little bit)

aegon 🍷
weird flex but okay
aegon 🍷
on a scale of 1-10 how good are you

aemond 🐷
ampa
(ten)

aegon 🍷
okay i get it
aegon 🍷
you studied our mother tounge better than i
aegon 🍷
WAH WAH

aemond 🐷
:)

aegon 🍷
anyway
aegon 🍷
have you ever tutored

aemond 🐷
nah
aemond 🐷
it's more of an ego thing tbh

aegon 🍷
wow ok

aemond 🐷
but, i'll have u know i got daeron from a c- to a b+

aegon 🍷
no that's not- never mind
aegon 🍷
there's just someone in my class that needs help
aegon 🍷
their grades make it seem like they're not even in class

aemond 🐷
oh gods
aemond 🐷
well i guess i could try and get them to at least a passing c?
aemond 🐷
who is it?

aegon 🍷
i don't know their name
aegon 🍷
just that they suck

aemond 🐷
okay! i'll ask my teacher about them :)

aegon 🍷
NO
aegon 🍷
UH
aegon 🍷
listen i'll just give u their number

aemond 🐷
ok???

aegon 🍷
really help this one out ok
aegon 🍷
i like seeing them in class

ameond 🐷
maybe talking to you is why they can't pass their class

aegon 🍷
was that an attack?

aemond 🐷
it was an observation

aegon 🍷
you're honestly the lamest person ever

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translation —
drēje: correct
ao gīmigon bisa, rōva lēkia: you know this, big brother
byka angotan: little bit
ampa: ten

AHHHHHHH AEGON! he is setting this up and he has no idea what he is DOIN