AAAHHHHHHHHHH! HELP!
MOMMY MOMMY!!
MY LEG!
SOMEONE HELP US!
NO JIMMY!!!!!!
that was all i could hear as i rode my bike up to the place i thought the loud boom came from.
the place got bombed.
there were children, babies, mothers, nursing mothers, fathers, random old guys, all caught in the middle of this devastating bombing.
"hey you dont look like you got exoloded!!?" a random voice exclaimed.
all i seen was red and black and i was out.
"hey come back i just wanted to show you my sword!" he yelled out.
he is chasing me. why?
im just one guy. one out of hundreds.
i turn back and see a guy in a skin tight black and red suit with katanas chasing me like a phsyco.
"good you stopped." he said as he came up next to me and was breathing heavy.
he took off his mask revealing old infected shriveled dying skin. i thought this couldnt be real.
"im deadpool." he greets.
"and im gonna kill you know." he says.
Random narrator guy VS Deadpool the Merc with a mouth
FIGHT!!!!!
Deadpool brings out his katanas and swings them at me like he is swatting at a swarm of bees.
i get into my ready stance and wait.
once he gets close i super jump and flip over him and mega kick him to the center of his back.
he turns around and jumps in the air as he is in the air his katanas get put back in their holsters and he grabs out his guns and starts rapid fireing at me.
i twist and turn dogde bullet after bullet.
now its my turn.
i cross my legs and spin down and back up doing the pin drop. i then start doing the dougie and for my finishing move i do the micheal jackson pelvic thrusting and shoot exploding lasers out of my pelvic. they hit close to deadpools head.
he turns back at it and then turns real fast to face me.
he starts doing the cabbage patch and i just chuckle.
he does this cool robot wave dance and at the end a exploding laser grazes my right ear.
my turn.
i do a full 720 (2 spins) and then i do a front hand stand and push back blasting half his arm off his body in the proccess.
he looks at me and laughs. ahahaha.
he starts spinning then he goes on his head and spins letting blast after blast come at me.
im avoiding each shot wich i watch hit random buildings blowing them up.
i turn to my left i see a bazooka!
i grad the bazooka and aim, and FIRE!
deadpool explodes into a million pieces of dying flesh, intestines, and blood. i claim my victory by blowing up my ex girlfriends house. she cheated on me with my best friend. im heading to his house next.
