it was the premier of the hangover. it was me, and Zach.
we were heading to the premier when zach had to use the bathroom.
"ill be a while. i bought sushi from a gas station." he says while leaving the car.
we all just sit on our iphones and instagram and tweet about tonight.
"im excited to see all of you at the premier." i tweet.
15 minutes later we hear sirens from a far.
we dont really think nothing of it, until they get closer.
we each look up and see a big black SUV park right next to us and a swat team runs inside with machine guns.
"what?"
"I AM NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THIS!!!"
that could only have been zach galifianakis.
"YOU CANT CONTAIN ME!!!"
he runs up and jumps in our car.
"DRIVE!!" he says.
"what the hell?!"
this was crazy.
"I SAID DRIVE!!!!!" he yells.
so i slam on the gas and take off with a line of swat vans chasing me.
i hear Zach role down his window and he climbs halfway out and starts shooting a machine gun at them.
"HAHAHAHA YOU COMMIES!!!!"
"what the hell dont shoot at them!!"
i then hear gunshots being shot in our direction.
i swerve on the road to dogde them but end up in a ditch instead.
"damn it Bradley! your gonna get us caught!" zach yells at me.
he grabs a grenade out of his pocket.
he bites the pin out and tosses it at the swat vans.
one of the vans exploded casueing all the others to as well.
Zach kicks out the window and climbs out. i follow.
he starts running.
"that was damn close Bradley." he says.
"what? what the hell was that??" i ask.
"theyve been after me for years."
"umm why?"
"i accidentally almost killed the president."
"what the hell Zach!!!!"
"nah im just kidding i got caught smuggling drugs and african babys."
what the hell Zach Galifianakis.........
