"come on Bats. please let me use a little more C4!!???" deadpool asks.
"no. more C4 will destroy the entire planet. i have calculated the correct amount we should use to create a 500 square yards of crater wich then we can place our HQ." Batman says.
"awww bats your no fun." Deadpool.
"well world domination isnt supposed to be fun." batman.
"yes it is. you get to blow people up! and kill people." deadpool.
[and dont forget about the endless chimichangas!]
"oh yea and all the endless chimichangas you can eat!" deadpool says with a girly excited in love expression.
CHIMICHANGA TIME!!!!
"there is no time for chimichangas. we need to go now."
"awwwwwwww why now?????" deadpool.
"do you want to blow stuff up or not."
"oooooh me me me me me me!!!!! explosion yes my specialty."deadpool. "can we invite spidey? he is not gonna want to miss this!"
(spidey doesnt like you.)
[yah invite spidey!!!]
"hey spiderman yah come here quick!!!"
[tell him to bring us some chimichangas!]
"oh and bring some chimichangas."
"just blow it up already." batman
"blow what up?" spidey.
"spidey my best friend!!!!" deadpool.
"we are blowing up all the people!!!" deadpool.
"why?"
"world domination." batman.
"what??? wait you cant??!" spidey.
BOOOOOOOM!
"TOO LATE!" deadpool.
"nooooooo!" spidey.
"why dont you like the explosion?" deadpool.
"its murdering thousands of innocent lives!" spidey, "batman how could you let him do this?"
"eh. they were inferior. it was bound to happen sooner or later."batman.
"wait are you under some kind of spell?" spidey, "ooh or maybe you are being controlled by the joker!?"
"nope, nope." batman.
"bane? catwomen? poison ivy? lex luthor? the crock? did the flash put you up to this to fool me? nice try guys.. ha ha." spidey.
"nope nope nope nope nope and nope." batman.
"spidey you dont like my explosion....."
(tie him up he cant be free!)
[he will ruin the whole plans, put duct tape on his mouth so he cant talk.]
"attack!" deadpool.
"hey come on deadpool, buddy, arnt we friends?" spidey.
"you cant be free! you will try to stop us!" deadpool as he is tieing up spidey.
......... and so it begins............
