This was not happening. This was so not happening.
All Danny could do was stare at the horror in front of him, green eyes wide and jaw agape. The street that they were fighting in was dead silent, with Danny and his friends and family gawking at the picture Amopho had turned into. The only one to break the silence was Fire, who whistled and said with hands on her hips, "Well...ain't that a site..."
Amorpho stood in the middle of it all, a large smirk on his (her?) face as he (she?) batted their purple eyes and struck a cute pose.
Danny's brain took that moment to say 'fuck it!' and leave the building. Why did this shit always happen to him? It was Halloween, he was supposed to be inside with his friends watching crappy horror movies and gorging on candy until they couldn't move. But instead of that, his ghost sense had gone off and the ghost alarm sounded. Sure, halloween was one of the favorite times of the year for the ghosts, asides from Christmas, but Danny would have preferred Pariah Dark and his future self tag teaming him in his human form than deal with this monstrosity.
Clockwork help him, he should have been warned about this.
Amorpho, that bastard, had shifted into his mom. Now, you may think,that might not be a big deal, but the shifter had decided to have fun with it by putting her in a play boy bunny suit. I kid you not, fluffy pink rabbit ears, a little white bow tie, and a skimpy white body suit with fishnet stockings and heels to complete the look.
One look at his real mom and Danny could understand the completely horrified expression on her face seeing this. His dad looked completely awkward, for once not making any cracks about ghosts or whatever, Jazz looked like she was trying to have an aneurism what with her eye twitching like that, Sam and Fire looked disgusted and Tucker...ohhhh he was so going to get Tucker. Once Danny's body finds the motor skills to move, Danny was gonna wipe that red off his face.
"Well, what do you think of my halloween costume Billy?" Amorpho sneers, turning around and shaking his 'my mom's holy crap!' butt at them. 'Son of a bitch he even has a tail!'
Danny continued to float in place, his shorted out brain unable to come up with anything to say. What could he say to this?! The bastard had just turned into a version of his mother that he never wanted to see! He couldn't even come up with a pun to shake it off, no amount of therapy was going to help Danny unsee this!
Fire looked shocked at the display for a moment until she seen the expression of horror on Danny's face and burst out laughing, "Oh, haha! I think you did a good job!" She said, smirking at Maddie's bewildered look, "maybe we could make it into a competition to see who can dress skimpier?"
"Yes please!" Tucker squeaked before yelping in pain from Sam kicking him in the shin.
"Oh, nonononono! Not happening!" Danny exclaimed, finally snapping out of his trance and with face red, charged at Amorpho and encased him in ice before blasting it. Amorpho passed out, shifting back into his faceless form and Danny quickly sucked him into the Fenton thermos.
Fire snorted, crossing her arms and giving Danny an amused look as he landed and shifted back into his human form. "Spoil sport," She teased.
"Well," Maddie cut in, her red cheeks matching her sons, "So that was Amorpho. You never told us that he was...like that."
"Believe me, he usually isn't." Danny replied rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly, "I have no clue why he would turn into...that."
Fire chuckles, walking over to Danny and putting an arm over his shoulder, "Well, the offer still stands Phantom boy, I'm always up for a good competition if gothie here is willing-"
"Hell no!" Sam cut her off, glaring darkly. Fire snorted again, stepping away from Danny.
"Have it your way. So, is there any food left?" She said as she walked back to the house. The others following behind.
Danny shook his head at Fire's antics and walked behind his parents, trying not to notice the way his dad put an arm around his mom with a wide grin. Seriously, no amount of therapy was going to help him with what he just experienced. Judging from the fact that Jazz hasn't said a word and still had that twitch, she was probably thinking the same thing. He looked over at Tucker and seeing his friend looking at a certain direction, narrowed his eyes.
"Are you checking out my mom?" He growled.
Everyone froze where they were at the accusation, even Fire had stopped with her hand on the knob as her ears perked up to hear.
"What?! No, why would I do that?" Tucker said, grinning innocently even as sweat began pouring off his body from the laser like glares from Danny and Jack.
"I seen where you eyes were Tucker, and you where lookin at Amorpho too." Danny's eyes flashed a menacing green as he spoke.
"How can you blame me?! He was dressed like a play boy bunny! How was I supposed to take it?" Tucker exclaimed before he clamped his hands over his mouth.
"That was still my MOM jackass!" Danny snarled, changing back into his ghost form and lighting up his hands.
Tucker stuttered, realizing the hole he'd dug himself into and took off running, Danny not far behind and occasionally switching between ecto energy and ice.
"Oh yeah! Now we got some entertainment!" Fire laughed and jumped off the steps to the house, summoning ice daggers to hover around her as she chased after them on all fours.
"Oh dear, I hope they don't hurt-" Maddie got cut off from the roar of an engine. Sam and her watched as Jack rammed through the garage door with the GAV, tearing down the road and after the other with weapons blazing.
"Oh, I think Tucker's gonna be in the hospital for a while." Sam quipped before going inside, Jazz silently following her. Maddie sighed and trailed after, hoping to forget this night as she closed the door from the sounds of blasts, screams of terror and Fire's cackle.

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Halloween Danny Phantom stories
FanficWatch as the cast of Danny Phantom tells and acts out these creepy, unsettling and unusual stories to celebrate the month of October. This is a collab with FireWolf13th, so see if you can tell who wrote what! Have fun and have a happy halloween! ® M...