"Should I actually ask the Goddess, Taylor, out on a date? What do you think she will say?" Jake asked Emily.
"Probably no" Emily said, not caring.
"You're no help." Jake said. "I'll just go ask my bestie Chris." He said while walking over to Chris. "Hey Chris with the icy wri-"
"Go away, you're the reason I have depression." Chris said interrupting Jake.
"y'all are rude today" Jake said but no one listened.
-The Asking Out To The Date-
"Sup Taylor, you're legs look nice today." Jake said. Taylor had really muscular ballerina legs.
"Creep. What do you want?" It wasn't much of a question, really more of a way to tell him to go away. But not really because she loves talking to him.
"You, me, at the movies at 7:00. Be there honey boo"
"Can't wait Jakey poo. It's gonna be 'lit'" Taylor has also been crushing on Jake so of course she'll say yes.
-The Date-
"HAVE A GREAT TIME JAKEY! REMEMBER MOMMA LOVES YOU!! MWAH!" Jakes Mom yelled while driving away in her Van.
Jakes face was bright red, and Taylors was just expressionless. They stood in front of each other and just gazed into each other's eyes.
"You're eyes look like mud." Taylor broke the silence.
"Aww thanks babe." He said. "Now lets go watch a movie." They held hands and galloped all the way into the theatre and into their seats.
"Want some popcorn babe? It's extra buttery, just the way I like it."
"Nah I'm good babe."
The movie was boring until the actors came to life and took them on a magical carpet ride across the world where they ran into Emily. She decided to third-wheel and join them. Every romantic picture Taylor and Jake took together, Emily was in it, crying over how lonely she is.
The magic carpet ride was then rudely interrupted by Mr. Aurand and Bill Nye the Science Guy having a duet together. They were throwing some sick rhymes about how science rocks, but it doesn't. Then the Magic Carpet decided to stop working and the gang ended up landing back at the school. Because yeah that's possible.
"I had a great time guys. We should do this again!" Emily said.
"Yeah we should" Bill and Mr. Aurand and agreed with Emily because she is queen.
"We should go to McDonalds next time babe, my treat." Taylor said to Jake, making lovey eyes at him
"Yeah we should, and good because I didn't feel like spending more money."
"BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY! BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL"
Mr. Aurand and Bill sang, while Taylor and Jake were eating each other's faces off, and Emily was in the corner crying about her sad love life.
