Laugh it up!

Day 1 ( Part 4)

It took Jamie 15 minutes to answer the old man and only 15 seconds to run away.

"Run, Run as fast as you can! You can't catch me cause your an old man!" Then with two leaps and a jump, Jamie disappeared down the road and into his house.

Jamie's life before his Dad's get home is simple. Jamie does his homework at 3:38, cleans his room at 3:59, walks his dog, Bishop, at 4:20, cleans the house at 4:59, and orders takeout at 6:00. Jamie always had this routine this was Jamie's daily after-school life. Today Jamie ordered Pizza Hut and as his regular pizza man comes up the stairs Jamie noticed that there was something different about him, something odd. The pizza man pulled up to the house and got out heels clicking against the pavement.......heels? Jamie noticed that his pizza MAN was actually a pizza WOMAN! The woman walked up to the door and, once she noticed Jamie standing there alone, stared at Jamie for a long time. 

"Hey, pizza lady stop staring and give me my pizza." Startled the pizza lady hands, Jamie, his pizza.After a few minutes, the lady turns to leave only to turn around again. 

"Excuse me...."

"*Sigh* What is it, lady, my father's don't like me talking to strangers. "

"Well.....what grade are you in.....?"

"Why would I tell you that?! You could be a kidnapper for all I know! Next, your going to say you have a kid in my grade, you'll set up some kind of playdate, then kidnap me when my parents aren't looking! Well, I have something to tell you, lady. Leave. Me.Alone. I'm perfectly capable of calling the cops!" 

With that Jamie shut the door, walking into the kitchen he grabs two plates and puts a couple of slices on each. Then, as he went to the living room he grabbed the Tv remote and turned on the   Disney Channel.