"I located Barney," Tony said.
"Where?" Steve asked.
Before Tony could answer...
"BARNEY?" Clint screamed.
Natasha walked into the room holding Clint, with Bruce following closely behind.
"Uhm," Tony didn't know how to finish his sentence.
"Where's Barney?" Clint began to pout.
"Well, we have to pick him up," Steve replied.
"When?"
"Soon."
"How soon?"
"Hopefully very soon."
"What do you mean, hopefully?"
"We just hope Barney will understand. Well, you know, you are... a child again."
"Why can't we see Barney now?"
"Okay, Question Bank is full," Tony groaned.
"What's a question bank?" Clint kept asking questions.
"You know how people put money in the bank?" Tony asked.
Clint nodded...
"Let's say this bank takes questions and it's now full."
"Oh, when will it be unfilled?"
"Sh*t," Tony groaned.
"Language!" Steve slapped Tony upside his head.
"What does sh*t mean?" Clint asked.
"It means poop," Bruce butted in.
"I went sh*t," Clint beamed, "In the bathroom."
Natasha went numb with embarrassment...
"That's a bad way of saying poop," Steve explained.
Wanda and Thor were trying to stifle their laughter.
"C-Captain... let us partake in training and show the young archer how it's done," Thor chuckled.
"I don't think..." began Steve.
"That's a swell idea. Steve, you teach him target practice," Natasha interrupted with a small smile.
"Can I take a sh*t first?" Clint asked.
"Nice work, Tony," Bruce chuckled.
Tony only rolled his eyes.
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Tiny Avenger I (Complete)
FanfictionWhat happens when Hawkeye is turned into a three year old? A gigantic disaster! Hawkeye has no memory of being a shield agent, fighting Ultron, or anything other than being an orphan. A mysterious man that was from Hydra can reverse the affect. Can...
