Skit: R U Happy Now?

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[V] Sleeping as soon as he gets in the car…

[Rap Monster] What time is it, what time is it?

[Jin] It’s about 6:30 right now.

[Jimin] I woke up straight away…I really wanted to sleep but couldn’t fall asleep.

[V] Are we going to the rest stop?

[Suga] It’s 6:30 am, do you really think we could go to the rest stop right now?

[Rap Monster] We have to go to the rest stop; my bladder’s going to explode!

[J-Hope] I really need to go to the bathroom right now!

[Rap Monster] If I don’t go right now, it’s really going to explode.

[J-Hope] At the fansign I really needed the bathroom but couldn’t go; I thought I was going to die.

[Jimin] Hold it in. Hold it in!

[Rap Monster] Is everyone’s bladder okay? Are you okay?

[Jin] I’m okay!

[J-Hope] Wait, is this being recorded? Wow, this is being recorded?

[Rap Monster] I want to check to see if this [the recording] is okay.

[Rap Monster] You know, listening to the song makes my bladder tighter. We should just do the choreography at the fansign later.

[J-Hope] The choreography!

[rap Monster] Double double combo!

[Suga] Hey, did you get it?

[J-Hope] The beat? Did it come? Wait, I think it did come but I only heard it from the PD -

[Rap Monster] Good~

[Rap Monster]It’s really nice when you first hear it! I listened to this for two hours but couldn’t come up with any lyrics.

[V] Hey, it’s good!

[Jimin] (to V) Shut up, it’s too loud [in here].

[V] Sorry.

[Jin] Before that, can someone please cover Jungkook’s nostrils?

[Rap Monster] Yeah, why does this kid snore so much? I know, he’s totally out of it right now…you’re tired, right?

[Jin] I’m jealous. So young.

[Rap Monster] Yeah, it’s really tiring…

[Jimin] Because we can’t sleep.

[J-Hope] But even though we’re tired, aren’t we all happy right now?

[Jimin] Of course, we’re all happy.

[J-Hope] I’m happy!

[Rap Monster] To be honest, I am happy.

[J-Hope] I’m happy! Let’s go meet our fans!

[Rap Monster] I mean, let’s be honest - when will we ever get to do something like this?

[Suga] After all, this is what we were dreaming of when we were trainees. We are happy.

[Rap Monster] Are you awake now?

[Jungkook] Huh? Hey, it’s the rest stop! Rest stop~

[Rap Monster] (sighs) Waking up when we arrive at the rest stop…

[Jimin] Your face is so swollen! Look, his face is swollen!

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