Champagne//U-Know FanFic

Chapter 3 - Frying Pan and Ice Packs

We were getting dressed for the party that will be held at a night club. How did I get dressed you ask? No, I didn't run out of SuJu's dorm naked. No, I didn't borrow their clothes. Ew.

Well I figured out that they have been 'borrowing' my clothes for the past two months without permission. No wonder my clothes were missing.

ChangMin wore Kyuhyun's clothes of course.

I wore my white long sleeve blouse and my leather jacket with Black ripped jeans. Then I wore my socks that was strangely in Heechul's drawers. Then I went to TVXQ's dorm, leaving ChangMin there.

I grabbed my belongings like my phone, watch and wallet. Sunglasses and mask too of course, I still need to hide my identity from public places. Even though we're going to a private club.

Because, you know those sasaeng fans, they see your van and the next thing you know, your stuff are SuriSuri'd out of the car 😒.

After grabbing the things I need, I went to our set and saw the staff keeping their things up. "Hyung-nim!" I called. My manager look at my direction and smiled. "Ne Yunho-Ya"

I looked around to see that there was only few of us left. "Where are the others?" I asked. "Others went home because their wives would surely beat them up. The others still have jobs" He giggled.

"Ah" I said.

"How about Juhee and Samuel?" I asked again. "Samuel is in the practice room,  Juhee went the dorm of SNSD. Have you asked Heechul and Kyuhyun if they wanna join?"

I nodded. "They're dressing up already." I said. "ChangMin would be coming too"

He nodded and continued helping the staff fix the set. I went back to the dorm of SuJu. I saw them dressed up like they were filming for a Music Video.

ChangMin was wearing a black shirt with his leather rock and roll jacket shit and black skinny jeans. Kyuhyun was wearing plain white t-shirt with his brown coat while Heechul was wearing..

"KIM EFFING HEECHUL, WHAT IS THAT!?" I laughed hard. Heechul glared at me and laughed sarcastically louder than me. "Hahaha, hahaha! HAHAHA!HAHAHAHAAHAHAGGHG" He started coughing. I laughed hardly and hit my body on the wall.

ChangMin sighed and walked out with this 'I'm done' face while Kyuhyun held his laughter in.

I continued laughing and laughing at the coughing Heechul. "GREEN PANTS, GREEN LOOSE JACKET REACHING YOUR LEGS, AND SHINDONG'S T-SHIRT" I described what he wore laughing hard, almost suffocating while massaging my cheekbones "APA" I said, almost crying from laughing.

*BANG* *PPUNG* BANG* *CRACK* *SCREAM* *ANOTHER BANG*

A loud noise visited us from the kitchen. Being terriefied as hell, I immediately stopped laughing and looked at Kyuhyun who was rubbing the back of the poor coughing Heechul.

After a few second, Heechul calmed down and bi*ched glared at me like the diva he is, I returned the bi*ch glare and almost pulled my middle finger up.

*SCREAM* *PPUING* *AHEDUHXJS* *Weird Sounds*

The sound continues scaring the hell out of me. "The hell is that" Heechul said with pure sassiness. Kyuhyun pulled Heechul up and walked to me and tried pulling my 66kg body up. "Yunho-Hyung how are you so heavy"

"How can you think I was light? Pabo-Yah" I sarcastically said, mumbling the last part. I stood up on my own and dusted my pants and my B.U.T

We tiptoed ourselves to the kitchen. While on our way, Kyuhyun's phone rang making us jump in fear. "Chill, it's just.. Leeteuk texted me" He winked. Heechul hit Kyuhyun.

"Find your manners Kyuhyun" He said. "I said Leeteuk Hyung" Kyuhyun answered. We rolled our eyes and proceeded tiptoeing to the kitchen.

When we reached the kitchen, we played rock paper scissors. As expected from Jung Yunho of course, I won. Kyuhyun lost between him and Heechul.

Kyuhyun barged in the kitchen first then Heechul next with me coming in last. What we saw was a half wet ChangMin holding a frying pan and a Swearing in pain Eunhyuk who was laying down, rolling on the floor with his hand on his head.

"AHH, APA APA APA! (Apa = It hurts)" Eunhyuk whinced in pain. Heechul soon realized what happened and rushed to Eunhyuk, I followed Heechul. Kyuhyun rushed to ChangMin and asked what happened.

"I was holding this frying pan and supposed to hit the wind, but when I turned around, the frying pan hit his head hard making him throw the bowl of cold water directly at me" ChangMin explained like a child while he holds his arm.

"What happened to your arm?" I asked ChangMin. Heechul took Eunhyuk to his bedroom. ChangMin, Kyuhyun and me followed along. "When the frying pan hit him, his body fell on my arm." He explained.

Eunhyuk is in the verge of tears as he rolls on the bed, whincing in extreme pain. "Yah, Yah Gwenchana?" Heechul silently asked Eunhyuk again and again.

"IT'S CHANGMIN'S FAULT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT ME WITH THE PAN JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PISSED!" Eunhyuk yelled, looking at ChangMin. ChangMin scoffed in anger.

"SO IT'S MY FAULT NOW?? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DECIDED TO PULL A PRANK ON ME YOU STUPID DUMBSH--"

"THAT PRANK WAS HARMLESS IT WON'T EVEN HARM YOUR HAIR!" Eunhyuk Yelled back. He attempted to stand up but Heechul calmed him down. "Hajima, if both of you got problem then fix it properly, don't be immature" Heechul Scolded.

Eunhyuk and ChangMin scoffed. "Immature? If We're talking about immaturity, then why don't you ask Eunhyuk about it, I think he knows what immaturity is all about" ChangMin said in anger while pointing at the teary Eunhyuk.

"SHUT UP CHANGMIN DON'T PUT THIS ALL IN ME!" Eunhyuk yelled. He tugged Heechul's arm off roughly and sat down on the bed. I told Kyuhyun to get some ice pack in our dorm.

ChangMin took a deep breath and sat on the chair "Saekki (Bastard)" He whispered. Eunhyuk looked at ChangMin. They both gave each other death glares. Eunhyuk's gaze was intense while ChangMin's was scary.

I calmed ChangMin down. Heechul calmed Eunhyuk. "Calm down, both of you" ChangMin gripped my hand and squeezed it roughly. I let it pass through so ChangMin wouldn't hit Eunhyuk.

Eunhyuk pushed Heechul away. ChangMin did the same with me. Heechul Bi*ch glared at the both of them as he holds his back in pain.

Eunhyuk grabbed ChangMin by his collar. They didn't do anything but stared at each other. "You know, you're just another weak guy who's always imperfect you know?" "Hey, wanna visit heaven early?" They growled in anger.

"Rest our friendship in piece"